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· May 15
RFK is a snail oil concocter
But at least he admits he’s no doctor.
Zaslav finally got clever;
Flipped his worst brand choice ever,
And a judge was too kind, so feds knocked her.
But at least he admits he’s no doctor.
Zaslav finally got clever;
Flipped his worst brand choice ever,
And a judge was too kind, so feds knocked her.
RFK is a snail oil concocter
But at least he admits he’s no doctor.
Zaslav finally got clever;
Flipped his worst brand choice ever,
And a judge was too kind, so feds knocked her.
But at least he admits he’s no doctor.
Zaslav finally got clever;
Flipped his worst brand choice ever,
And a judge was too kind, so feds knocked her.
May 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
RFK is a snail oil concocter
But at least he admits he’s no doctor.
Zaslav finally got clever;
Flipped his worst brand choice ever,
And a judge was too kind, so feds knocked her.
But at least he admits he’s no doctor.
Zaslav finally got clever;
Flipped his worst brand choice ever,
And a judge was too kind, so feds knocked her.
Congress budgets a Medicaid heist
Swarm of protesters are sacrificed.
Meanwhile Trump steals from Harvard
And Cassie is martyred
While Episcopals prove they’re like Christ.
Swarm of protesters are sacrificed.
Meanwhile Trump steals from Harvard
And Cassie is martyred
While Episcopals prove they’re like Christ.
May 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Congress budgets a Medicaid heist
Swarm of protesters are sacrificed.
Meanwhile Trump steals from Harvard
And Cassie is martyred
While Episcopals prove they’re like Christ.
Swarm of protesters are sacrificed.
Meanwhile Trump steals from Harvard
And Cassie is martyred
While Episcopals prove they’re like Christ.
The Timberwolves howled with delight
As they bested the Warriors’ might
The markets were lifted
When the China talks shifted
And some refugees came (they are White).
As they bested the Warriors’ might
The markets were lifted
When the China talks shifted
And some refugees came (they are White).
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Timberwolves howled with delight
As they bested the Warriors’ might
The markets were lifted
When the China talks shifted
And some refugees came (they are White).
As they bested the Warriors’ might
The markets were lifted
When the China talks shifted
And some refugees came (they are White).
Deep Dish Pope gave his first homily
Elon’s Grok stinks up Tennessee
Trump’s flying bribe palace
Cuts to Medicaid — callous
One more Navy jet fell in the sea.
Elon’s Grok stinks up Tennessee
Trump’s flying bribe palace
Cuts to Medicaid — callous
One more Navy jet fell in the sea.
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Deep Dish Pope gave his first homily
Elon’s Grok stinks up Tennessee
Trump’s flying bribe palace
Cuts to Medicaid — callous
One more Navy jet fell in the sea.
Elon’s Grok stinks up Tennessee
Trump’s flying bribe palace
Cuts to Medicaid — callous
One more Navy jet fell in the sea.