Cally Specht
@limelight62.bsky.social
Disabled woman, Fan of Charlie Chaplin, Movies. Sci-Fi. Advocate for the Disability Community as well as the LGBTQ2 Community and huge reader of many genres. Volunteer Teacher of ESL.
She/Her.
She/Her.
John said my mates, Bing, Don, Mary and Lee have asked me to go carol singing this year.
It’s very exclusive group... just Bing Don Mary Lee and I.
It’s very exclusive group... just Bing Don Mary Lee and I.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
John said my mates, Bing, Don, Mary and Lee have asked me to go carol singing this year.
It’s very exclusive group... just Bing Don Mary Lee and I.
It’s very exclusive group... just Bing Don Mary Lee and I.
The Baby Jesus was 7 pounds 4 ounces at birth.
This was determined through a famous carol. You know a weigh in a manger.
This was determined through a famous carol. You know a weigh in a manger.
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Baby Jesus was 7 pounds 4 ounces at birth.
This was determined through a famous carol. You know a weigh in a manger.
This was determined through a famous carol. You know a weigh in a manger.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?
I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?
I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
King Arthur and Santa are in a room together arguing on who was first. King Arthur argues he was first as:
T’was the Knight before Christmas!
T’was the Knight before Christmas!
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
King Arthur and Santa are in a room together arguing on who was first. King Arthur argues he was first as:
T’was the Knight before Christmas!
T’was the Knight before Christmas!
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
I saw in the paper where yet another woman has been robbed of her artificial purple flowers.
I get so tired of reading about scentless violets.
I get so tired of reading about scentless violets.
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I saw in the paper where yet another woman has been robbed of her artificial purple flowers.
I get so tired of reading about scentless violets.
I get so tired of reading about scentless violets.
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of US 100-dollar bills?
Aretha Franklins.
Aretha Franklins.
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of US 100-dollar bills?
Aretha Franklins.
Aretha Franklins.
Killer whales are never taken by surprise - they're too well orcanized.
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Killer whales are never taken by surprise - they're too well orcanized.
Nobody has seen the Zamboni driver but I am sure he will resurface eventually!
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Nobody has seen the Zamboni driver but I am sure he will resurface eventually!
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Surely everybody knows the best way to cook chowmein!
It is not wok it science
It is not wok it science
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Surely everybody knows the best way to cook chowmein!
It is not wok it science
It is not wok it science
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it kept dropping its needles!
Because it kept dropping its needles!
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it kept dropping its needles!
Because it kept dropping its needles!
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with scales!
They come with scales!
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with scales!
They come with scales!
Scientists have just been able to combine the DNA of a sheep, a hummingbird and a fly.
They call their new creation a Baahumbug.
They call their new creation a Baahumbug.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Scientists have just been able to combine the DNA of a sheep, a hummingbird and a fly.
They call their new creation a Baahumbug.
They call their new creation a Baahumbug.
A king and a queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says: You are not 21.
The bartender says: You are not 21.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A king and a queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says: You are not 21.
The bartender says: You are not 21.
Mike lost a job as a set designer.
He left without making a scene!!!!
He left without making a scene!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mike lost a job as a set designer.
He left without making a scene!!!!
He left without making a scene!!!!
Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender specific. tor and trix; tor is for men and trix is for women.
This of course contrasts with the modern system where tor is used for both men and women and trix are for kids!!!!
This of course contrasts with the modern system where tor is used for both men and women and trix are for kids!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender specific. tor and trix; tor is for men and trix is for women.
This of course contrasts with the modern system where tor is used for both men and women and trix are for kids!!!!
This of course contrasts with the modern system where tor is used for both men and women and trix are for kids!!!!
Lawyers must really be fans of U2.
They are always offering Pro Bono services.
They are always offering Pro Bono services.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Lawyers must really be fans of U2.
They are always offering Pro Bono services.
They are always offering Pro Bono services.
I made a chemistry joke.
No reaction!
No reaction!
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I made a chemistry joke.
No reaction!
No reaction!
've become addicted to pastoral scenes.
Guess I'll try Bucolics Anonymous.
Guess I'll try Bucolics Anonymous.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
've become addicted to pastoral scenes.
Guess I'll try Bucolics Anonymous.
Guess I'll try Bucolics Anonymous.
A new show is coming out about choosing a career in hat making.
It's called Who wants to be a milliner?
It's called Who wants to be a milliner?
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A new show is coming out about choosing a career in hat making.
It's called Who wants to be a milliner?
It's called Who wants to be a milliner?
Roger made a mistake. Thought he had registered for a clown school.
Turned out to be a clone school. Now he is beside himself.
Turned out to be a clone school. Now he is beside himself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Roger made a mistake. Thought he had registered for a clown school.
Turned out to be a clone school. Now he is beside himself.
Turned out to be a clone school. Now he is beside himself.
A person got arrested for washing expensive art work!
They were charged with Monet laundering!
They were charged with Monet laundering!
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A person got arrested for washing expensive art work!
They were charged with Monet laundering!
They were charged with Monet laundering!
If the number 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number 2?
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If the number 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number 2?
A man got really mad when his dog shed in the house.
His furry knows no bounds.
His furry knows no bounds.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A man got really mad when his dog shed in the house.
His furry knows no bounds.
His furry knows no bounds.