I need to either kill myself or write a >500,000 page novel

Fuck that there “delta rune” stuff the only “Freedom Motif” I respect is them there star spangled banner #USA #LoveUSA #SpamtonKilledPatriotism

#freetmartin nobody deserves a life in chains, especially not him

Me after being hired by the government to inspect a nefarious pumpkin farm:

My main talent in life despite everything going against it is writing. I have always been a terrible person when it comes to attentiveness and in class I would struggle so hard to pay attention that I remember entire classes I would just skip because I was too busy daydreaming

I’m so excited for wilds not only because the new monsters are fucking incredible but also because possible variants subspieces of them are going to be absolutely fascinating

Kicking my feet up and down on my bed as I pet my dog and go downstairs to grab ice cream moving social media sites has me acting like a toddler

Since I’m now here I think it should be known that I deeply miss pipislover and once texted him while high a meme because I thought he was the real spamton. #pipis the only boys in blue I’ll ever back.

Somebody should make a game about lemons. Maybe a game with lemon in the name.

Don’t let the shift across sites stop us. #hangbennettfoddy

It’s not lime anymore. It’s DUNK!