It would explain his little dance

I'm always secretly doing stuff so I can get attention.

Hi, is this where I sign up for the jihadist commie hooker party?

With a resume like that, someone may want to check whether she has a private island somewhere.

Dang, I'm too old to have mental health anymore.

Holding on to this as a reminder to never vote for these traitors again

You are a fascist traitor

Pretty sure I've seen multiple articles talking about how dogs are literally genetically coded for friendship and cooperation. Also pretty sure that grooming your dog's paws improves traction, therefore enhancing their running speed and maneuverability - both useful traits in WAR

If she wants to break bread with Nazis that badly, she can go join their party.

I don't think republicans should be allowed that close to minors

Schumer is a collaborator

If they don't want to fight, they should at least get out of the way of the people who do. These dead-eyed theme park robots are no better than the republicans if all they're gonna do is whine.

I guess the response to this kind of question should always be "no"

Many people are saying that this is the first time ever that an "everything app" has ever been proposed. Wow!

Glad he cleared that up for us, holy shit.