From my bag of baby carrots
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
From my bag of baby carrots
The sounds of dead forests, old voices, forgotten conversations
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The sounds of dead forests, old voices, forgotten conversations
Today I worked 12 hours and walked 10,000 steps and all I have to show for it is this photo of a rat ribcage
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Today I worked 12 hours and walked 10,000 steps and all I have to show for it is this photo of a rat ribcage
Ace Hardware in my area say they got a cat and it got rid of their mouse problem- but now the cat is missing!!! They think he may have been stolen 😭😭😭
September 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ace Hardware in my area say they got a cat and it got rid of their mouse problem- but now the cat is missing!!! They think he may have been stolen 😭😭😭
Happy early Halloween from a women's bathroom in a grocery store!
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Happy early Halloween from a women's bathroom in a grocery store!
Guess what week it is??
July 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guess what week it is??
How all great writers do it…with color coordination!
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How all great writers do it…with color coordination!
My mom wants more feral cats in DC
July 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My mom wants more feral cats in DC
Shopping for sympathy flowers is a sad endeavor, but this made me bust out laughing. Look what 3 (!) bouquets popped up under the Sympathy filter at Acorn Florals 🤣
July 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Shopping for sympathy flowers is a sad endeavor, but this made me bust out laughing. Look what 3 (!) bouquets popped up under the Sympathy filter at Acorn Florals 🤣
My orchid is almost in bloom!
July 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My orchid is almost in bloom!
Happy Friday y'all 🤮 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
June 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Happy Friday y'all 🤮 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
Yes I am eating a block of ice for lunch
June 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yes I am eating a block of ice for lunch
The contents of my Cuban boyfriend’s lunchbox
June 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The contents of my Cuban boyfriend’s lunchbox
In lob with my new hair 👩🏻💅🏼
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In lob with my new hair 👩🏻💅🏼
I’ll hit you with another 😉
June 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’ll hit you with another 😉
Looking through some of my old poems and shit was 🔥
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Looking through some of my old poems and shit was 🔥
I tried various wavy hair methods for months and nothing worked; I gave up and then somehow this happened today???
May 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I tried various wavy hair methods for months and nothing worked; I gave up and then somehow this happened today???
But also: waste where?? 😝
May 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
But also: waste where?? 😝
Pool season is over!!!
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pool season is over!!!
The family newsletter snark continues 😂
May 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The family newsletter snark continues 😂
Hedonistic ratings! I should have gone into food protection research 😝
February 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hedonistic ratings! I should have gone into food protection research 😝
