Lily Mars
@lilymarswrites.bsky.social
Playwright/librettist/mystery writer. Crime plotter. Yacht rocker. Yarn looper. Snoot booper. she/her
i assume you mean watching the video rather than performing Feats, in which case HELL YEAH! btw, have you ever seen the episode of Mission: Impossible with the special guest star cat? if not, you neeeeeed to see it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i assume you mean watching the video rather than performing Feats, in which case HELL YEAH! btw, have you ever seen the episode of Mission: Impossible with the special guest star cat? if not, you neeeeeed to see it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIERRA, FROM LICORICE AND ME!
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIERRA, FROM LICORICE AND ME!
"I SMELLED CONDIMENTS"
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"I SMELLED CONDIMENTS"
OMG JEFF I'M ON TCM
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
OMG JEFF I'M ON TCM
OH MY STARS JANET
live footage of me:
live footage of me:
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
OH MY STARS JANET
live footage of me:
live footage of me:
good luck making this goofball hallowee--oh, wait
September 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
good luck making this goofball hallowee--oh, wait
HARLEY!!! i don't have a dog but may i offer you my cat with 'ukulele
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
HARLEY!!! i don't have a dog but may i offer you my cat with 'ukulele
HERE WE GO MY FRIENDS TIME FOR A LIL TEST
September 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
HERE WE GO MY FRIENDS TIME FOR A LIL TEST
so in other words, FREDDIE IS PERFECT. they look like lil baby versions of my licorice (who also has white spots in the same places).
July 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
so in other words, FREDDIE IS PERFECT. they look like lil baby versions of my licorice (who also has white spots in the same places).
an amazing cat (and she's a pretty fine writer, too)
June 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
an amazing cat (and she's a pretty fine writer, too)
wait
my gif isn't giffing
WHY ISN'T MY GIF GIFFING
my gif isn't giffing
WHY ISN'T MY GIF GIFFING
June 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
wait
my gif isn't giffing
WHY ISN'T MY GIF GIFFING
my gif isn't giffing
WHY ISN'T MY GIF GIFFING
do air biscuits count? because LICORICE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
May 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
do air biscuits count? because LICORICE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
wait
YOU HAVE A PODCAST NOW?
this is me:
YOU HAVE A PODCAST NOW?
this is me:
April 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
wait
YOU HAVE A PODCAST NOW?
this is me:
YOU HAVE A PODCAST NOW?
this is me:
LUMPY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUMPY!!! i had never seen a photo of lumpy as a kitten but i still keep this on my hard drive for just-in-case:
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
LUMPY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUMPY!!! i had never seen a photo of lumpy as a kitten but i still keep this on my hard drive for just-in-case:
OH MY STARS!!! this is me rn:
April 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
OH MY STARS!!! this is me rn:
i'm reminded of this bit of brilliance from @darthbluesky.bsky.social, nearly four years ago:
February 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i'm reminded of this bit of brilliance from @darthbluesky.bsky.social, nearly four years ago:
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
here goes:
here goes:
February 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
here goes:
here goes: