All the skunk talk on the timeline got me thinking about skunks :3
#tftuesday #tfeveryday #transfur #tf

i told my mom that there's a girl crying in my closet and i think she wants let out
but mom said that's a demon. and mother barricaded the door.
But i still head her crying
so i told dad about her
and he hit me and told me to ignore it, then barricaded the door even more

Elon Musk makes a special paper shredder that is supposed to be the best thing ever and it won't shred skin because of its new tech
and then on stage someone challenges him that the skin-detector doesn't work
so elon puts his money where his mouth is and lowers his balls into the shredder and...

This is my first Valentine's Day with two gfs
It's different and exciting
It makes me think about how ubiquitous monogamy is
It makes me smile to be outside the norm with my two awesome gfs

Szjjuzjuzjuzju ao ao
(Current nonsense song i am singing)

I like when women

girls is hard

How it started : How it’s going

Some pants are made to be pissed

Last night I got so high, my dreams kept forcing themselves into waking life. My partner kept me safe :)

Reskeet with a pic of you right now!
I'm waiting for a telehealth appointment :)

After counting your 🦷teeth🦷 in the morning, do not be alarmed the number is less than you went to sleep with. This is a natural part of aging.
The real trouble is waking up with more teeth than you went to bed with

I keep telling my gf @lilydreams.bsky.social that everytime she shows me one of her nudes, I get the same feeling I do when appreciating art

Many vegetarians have exceptions built into their diets. Chicken, seafood, the rich, etc

FUCK WEBP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Repost with a banger picture of you

bisexual scifi lighting <3

Me enjoying girlbulge thursday or whatever this blessed event is called