Lindsey Becker
@lilycate.bsky.social
Grammar Rodeo, Head Buckaroo
Author of THE STAR THIEF
Team porcini
Author of THE STAR THIEF
Team porcini
That guy made his living inciting violence. What happened was in no way a tragedy. It’s a tragedy when it happens to innocent people in a classroom, or a church, or a synagogue, or a grocery store, or a theater, or at a concert, or in a mall, or in a nightclub, or at a parade, or in their own backy—
September 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That guy made his living inciting violence. What happened was in no way a tragedy. It’s a tragedy when it happens to innocent people in a classroom, or a church, or a synagogue, or a grocery store, or a theater, or at a concert, or in a mall, or in a nightclub, or at a parade, or in their own backy—
It is colder outside than in the house today. It’s not going to last. Summer’s only half over, but I am so ready for the crispy weather.
August 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It is colder outside than in the house today. It’s not going to last. Summer’s only half over, but I am so ready for the crispy weather.
My birthday is this month and August is still my least favorite part of the year.
August 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My birthday is this month and August is still my least favorite part of the year.
This is all just such a colossal waste of our time.
It’s like someone is standing in the middle of the pool just constantly shitting in it, and yes, eventually we’re going to drain it and clean it and we’ll all be able to go in again but for now - get the shitter out of the pool.
It’s like someone is standing in the middle of the pool just constantly shitting in it, and yes, eventually we’re going to drain it and clean it and we’ll all be able to go in again but for now - get the shitter out of the pool.
August 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is all just such a colossal waste of our time.
It’s like someone is standing in the middle of the pool just constantly shitting in it, and yes, eventually we’re going to drain it and clean it and we’ll all be able to go in again but for now - get the shitter out of the pool.
It’s like someone is standing in the middle of the pool just constantly shitting in it, and yes, eventually we’re going to drain it and clean it and we’ll all be able to go in again but for now - get the shitter out of the pool.
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When I'm not pranking cybertruck owners, my other hobbies include surviving natural disasters and losing everything I own. I learned to design shirts and silk screen as a way to express myself. If that appeals to you, take a look:
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July 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When I'm not pranking cybertruck owners, my other hobbies include surviving natural disasters and losing everything I own. I learned to design shirts and silk screen as a way to express myself. If that appeals to you, take a look:
www.etsy.com/listing/4312...
www.etsy.com/listing/4312...
The Studio was incredibly fun up until the 2 part finale. I just find “oh no, we did too many drugs” to be boring as hell, but I also appreciate it was Seth Rogan, so I understood what I was singing up for.
July 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Studio was incredibly fun up until the 2 part finale. I just find “oh no, we did too many drugs” to be boring as hell, but I also appreciate it was Seth Rogan, so I understood what I was singing up for.
I planted my whole yard with perennials many years ago.
HIGHLY recommend. It doesn’t have to be watered or mowed, it’s full of bees,butterflies, and lightning bugs, I can weed it by hand once or twice a month.
And I even got a free oak tree out of the deal. Sprouted 2020, already about 7’
HIGHLY recommend. It doesn’t have to be watered or mowed, it’s full of bees,butterflies, and lightning bugs, I can weed it by hand once or twice a month.
And I even got a free oak tree out of the deal. Sprouted 2020, already about 7’
July 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I planted my whole yard with perennials many years ago.
HIGHLY recommend. It doesn’t have to be watered or mowed, it’s full of bees,butterflies, and lightning bugs, I can weed it by hand once or twice a month.
And I even got a free oak tree out of the deal. Sprouted 2020, already about 7’
HIGHLY recommend. It doesn’t have to be watered or mowed, it’s full of bees,butterflies, and lightning bugs, I can weed it by hand once or twice a month.
And I even got a free oak tree out of the deal. Sprouted 2020, already about 7’
I love that The Onion has a print edition again. Well done, big fan, day one subscriber.
But the AV Club site is still basically non functional. I would love to be able to search for something in there again.
But the AV Club site is still basically non functional. I would love to be able to search for something in there again.
July 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love that The Onion has a print edition again. Well done, big fan, day one subscriber.
But the AV Club site is still basically non functional. I would love to be able to search for something in there again.
But the AV Club site is still basically non functional. I would love to be able to search for something in there again.
After 2&1/2 seasons And Just Like That finally has an episode that was starting to get fun, maybe even a little charming, and then Carries turns up to suck the fun out of everything.
July 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
After 2&1/2 seasons And Just Like That finally has an episode that was starting to get fun, maybe even a little charming, and then Carries turns up to suck the fun out of everything.
I love that the suffix “ween” has taken off and just gets added to things now. Excellent work everyone.
July 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love that the suffix “ween” has taken off and just gets added to things now. Excellent work everyone.
Crows get a lot of credit for being smart, but the robins around my house absolutely pay attention when I come outside. They know I’m going to refill the birdbaths and might even dig around in the yard and stir up some tasty bugs.
July 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Crows get a lot of credit for being smart, but the robins around my house absolutely pay attention when I come outside. They know I’m going to refill the birdbaths and might even dig around in the yard and stir up some tasty bugs.
Pistachio gelato.
That’s it.
That’s the whole plan for tonight.
That’s it.
That’s the whole plan for tonight.
July 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pistachio gelato.
That’s it.
That’s the whole plan for tonight.
That’s it.
That’s the whole plan for tonight.
Managed to read a whole book in the shade this morning before it got too dang hot to breathe out there.
June 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Managed to read a whole book in the shade this morning before it got too dang hot to breathe out there.
I have a fridge full of salad and sandwich stuff and am prepared to hunker down against the ultra hot weekend ahead. 🥵
June 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have a fridge full of salad and sandwich stuff and am prepared to hunker down against the ultra hot weekend ahead. 🥵
Everything that ICE is doing right now? Yeah that’s why I don’t talk to people who voted for this, and never will again.
June 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Everything that ICE is doing right now? Yeah that’s why I don’t talk to people who voted for this, and never will again.
Fighting the temptation to buy the world’s biggest taco flag to fly off my car
May 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Fighting the temptation to buy the world’s biggest taco flag to fly off my car
Bigger than Watergate
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May 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bigger than Watergate
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He’s just such a colossal waste of our time.
May 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He’s just such a colossal waste of our time.
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
Storm report- minor tree damage, house totally fine power stayed on.
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Storm report- minor tree damage, house totally fine power stayed on.
Bought a cake on my way out of the grocery store.
Because of the ✨everything✨
Because of the ✨everything✨
May 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bought a cake on my way out of the grocery store.
Because of the ✨everything✨
Because of the ✨everything✨
So what’s happening is that individual companies come and bribe him to get exemptions on the tariffs, right?
April 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So what’s happening is that individual companies come and bribe him to get exemptions on the tariffs, right?
I am 50% done with this book proposal.
I have started washing the covers on the couch cushions.
I have started washing the covers on the couch cushions.
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I am 50% done with this book proposal.
I have started washing the covers on the couch cushions.
I have started washing the covers on the couch cushions.
This is not Idiocracy
This is not even Back to the Future II
This is Southland Tales, I’m afraid
This is not even Back to the Future II
This is Southland Tales, I’m afraid
March 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is not Idiocracy
This is not even Back to the Future II
This is Southland Tales, I’m afraid
This is not even Back to the Future II
This is Southland Tales, I’m afraid