(and, of course, the sinkholes will take care of this in beautiful Pittsburgh. Yinzers won't need to do a thing.)

All timer spread of cities to get fucked up in. The STL Waymo rollout is going to make Hitchbot (RIP) look like a peaceful death surrounded by family. I know Philly will make me proud. I cannot speak with authority on Baltimore but I have high hopes for some history being made 🤞🤞

My Opinions ™️ can't be trusted so not meant as a dig, it's just on brand in a funny way. (I like Tootsie Rolls, especially non-chocolate kind. Loooove the vanilla flavor. Certified freak etc etc)

I haven't been on this app for a minute and thought "I better see what Ol' Sam Schultz is up to! What a guy, I bet he's Posting His Opinions ™️" so I'm doing a timeline scroll and yep! This is the kind of Opinion ™️ I expected! (Chocolate covered is worse imho, but that just means more for you 😊)

Oh man, this is the first I'm seeing it. if I had more warning I would totally be there.

I literally came on BlueSky to see if you had gone yet! We went on Wednesday and loved it, so excited!

"to be loved is to be changed"

😭 watching him go from being too shy to play to this is!! So good!! Thank you for sharing him.

and still got bed head 😴

I'm never surprised to see Flav pop up where he does, especially in situations like "The Debut Al Yankovic Coachella Set", but I'm always delighted. It looks like you kids had a great time!

Yuuuuup my family is from the weird part of Missouri unfortunately (me too, but I fled a decade ago). Southern Missouri politics are a special kind of disgusting, so they had to have been absolute creeps about it.

I never thought I'd have to hand it to a CEO but yeah "oh shit" is the right response here, actual lol though.

(not the point but I feel such fondness for Mr. Cait's well loved leather chair. It says so much about him.)

Fucks beyond reason.