i can't let people know i was born on the exact day as the phantom menace 🤫🤫🤫🤫

goodbye, peely

see, you make jokes but they'd say "good"

plopping my thingy onto the screen, cementing my vote in history

now i'm not going to say that the right doesn't understand women because of autonomous freedom, but i'll definitely say they don't understand women because a 60 year old woman experiences menopause

same...