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i really wish they had a subscription tier for doordash thats gives you a driver who speeds and drives recklessly so i get my food faster
July 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
getting a prince alberts piercing at the local claires
June 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
shoutout women
March 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
humanity peaked with Pixar’s Cars
March 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
fun fact, cheesesteaks were actually invented in Trenton, New Jersey
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me: I have a very high breaking point

Also me as soon as one thing goes wrong: I literally want to go bald and move to an Eastern European country
January 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
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November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
him.
November 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
erm what the sigma
October 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM