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"...just like everyone else: normal, not special; no hopes or dreams; pretending to be happy when he's really super sad. Just an average guy, with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less."
Me, to my friends who are New England Patriots fans:
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Me, to my friends who are New England Patriots fans:
AJ Styles' last match hits harder to me than Cena's. I know nothing lasts forever and that Father Time stays undefeated but his 25+ year career was simply... Phenomenal.
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January 31, 2026 at 9:23 PM
AJ Styles' last match hits harder to me than Cena's. I know nothing lasts forever and that Father Time stays undefeated but his 25+ year career was simply... Phenomenal.
Is the dog from "Good Boy" nominated for a Golden Globe tonight?
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Is the dog from "Good Boy" nominated for a Golden Globe tonight?
Dear, God. I come before you today, after a humbling and humiliating football and fantasy football season, to ask you for one thing... I want you to help the Miami Dolphins beat the New England Patriots.
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Dear, God. I come before you today, after a humbling and humiliating football and fantasy football season, to ask you for one thing... I want you to help the Miami Dolphins beat the New England Patriots.
I did it. I did the thing.
The airline boarding agent, after scanning my boarding pass, told me to "have a great flight". To which I instinctively responded accidentally, "you too!"
The airline boarding agent, after scanning my boarding pass, told me to "have a great flight". To which I instinctively responded accidentally, "you too!"
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I did it. I did the thing.
The airline boarding agent, after scanning my boarding pass, told me to "have a great flight". To which I instinctively responded accidentally, "you too!"
The airline boarding agent, after scanning my boarding pass, told me to "have a great flight". To which I instinctively responded accidentally, "you too!"
Rocky IV is a Christmas movie.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Rocky IV is a Christmas movie.
My Christmas wish list is full of stuff you can't find in stores or buy with money.
Like a new Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer.
Like a new Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer.
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My Christmas wish list is full of stuff you can't find in stores or buy with money.
Like a new Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer.
Like a new Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer.
Saw a meteor about thirty minutes ago. Super bright. Vibrant orange-ish red tail that glowed brightest as it burnt up at what seemed like a pretty low altitude. Thought it was someone shooting off fireworks until it lit up the sky.
Made a wish, of course.
Made a wish, of course.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Saw a meteor about thirty minutes ago. Super bright. Vibrant orange-ish red tail that glowed brightest as it burnt up at what seemed like a pretty low altitude. Thought it was someone shooting off fireworks until it lit up the sky.
Made a wish, of course.
Made a wish, of course.
When/where is the "Eyes Wide Shut" / Illuminati Christmas party this year? Still waiting on my invite.
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When/where is the "Eyes Wide Shut" / Illuminati Christmas party this year? Still waiting on my invite.
Forget Spotify Wrapped...lemme see your YouTube 2025 Recap. See what you *really* about.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Forget Spotify Wrapped...lemme see your YouTube 2025 Recap. See what you *really* about.
I just realized I *still* haven't done Sleep No More after all these years.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just realized I *still* haven't done Sleep No More after all these years.
Formula 1 drivers getting the true Las Vegas experience during quali, stumbling around disoriented on unsure footing while out on the Strip at night. #F1
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Formula 1 drivers getting the true Las Vegas experience during quali, stumbling around disoriented on unsure footing while out on the Strip at night. #F1
Today isn't Singles' Day. I'm celebrating Red Flag 🚩 Awareness Day. Fuck eleven eleven.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Today isn't Singles' Day. I'm celebrating Red Flag 🚩 Awareness Day. Fuck eleven eleven.
I want to run the New York City Marathon next year.
Yeah...that's not a overly dramatic trauma response, right? ...right??
Yeah...that's not a overly dramatic trauma response, right? ...right??
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I want to run the New York City Marathon next year.
Yeah...that's not a overly dramatic trauma response, right? ...right??
Yeah...that's not a overly dramatic trauma response, right? ...right??
I've got that standard time, standard time sadness.
...or whatever Lana Del Rey sang, close enough.
...or whatever Lana Del Rey sang, close enough.
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I've got that standard time, standard time sadness.
...or whatever Lana Del Rey sang, close enough.
...or whatever Lana Del Rey sang, close enough.
Tron: Ares was pretty much a Terminator movie for the Disney audience.
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Tron: Ares was pretty much a Terminator movie for the Disney audience.
Thank Jeebus the NHL is back, I literally couldn't handle watching the Miami Dolphins anymore. #TimeToHunt
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Thank Jeebus the NHL is back, I literally couldn't handle watching the Miami Dolphins anymore. #TimeToHunt
Decisive victory for Terrence "Bud" Crawford. Jumping up three weight classes and taking down the Kingpin of the super middleweight division and the face of this generation of boxing, Bud is without a doubt the top dog of this era.
September 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Decisive victory for Terrence "Bud" Crawford. Jumping up three weight classes and taking down the Kingpin of the super middleweight division and the face of this generation of boxing, Bud is without a doubt the top dog of this era.
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
I'll never forget where I was and what I was doing when I got the notification on August 26th, 2025 when the announcement the WHOLE world was expecting dropped...
Jonah Tong is getting called up by the Mets.
Jonah Tong is getting called up by the Mets.
August 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'll never forget where I was and what I was doing when I got the notification on August 26th, 2025 when the announcement the WHOLE world was expecting dropped...
Jonah Tong is getting called up by the Mets.
Jonah Tong is getting called up by the Mets.
Damn. Chuck Mangione, too? Today doesn't "Feels So Good".
July 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Damn. Chuck Mangione, too? Today doesn't "Feels So Good".