C: did you know the vending machine at school, my leg can fit in the opening?
Me….. why do you know that?
C: I dunno, my foot is small?

Me: the bands name is Chix Diggit
C: I like chicken nuggets….

C: you know the wizard? Me:… c: the wizard… you know when you’re bum hurts me:…. C: in the bathroom me: witch hazel?!?

Watching O play ball hockey:
C: is the ice under the concrete? Later, after finding lifesavers in his bag: what flavour is this? And why is it so big? Pulls out lime- pineapple

C: holding up ASL ‘a’: this is how someone screams in sign language

My 2025 New Year’s resolution: to become more present in nature, esp all the wonderful animals that surround us.

Changes are coming to optometry coverage for Alberta children and seniors
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Hey C, do you want to IKEA to pick up a pillow to stuff your banana with?

Me, telling C the story of Jonah and the whale.
C: well, that’s Nineveh business…

C: Zayne had suck big bags under his eyes today, he looked like Grandma. He’s Grandma 2.0!