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Lil Prince Punk'n Patch 🎃
@lilprincepatch.bsky.social
I'm just a lil guy who never fully grew up. ABDL, pet player, and furry in his 30s though I much prefer to act like a 2 year old.

Basically if Cocomelon had an only fans --- but like tastefully.

18+ Only NSFW. MINORS DNI
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☃️ Just a little winter baby jingling all the way! 🎄🔔

Say hello to the Winter Woofs (Dark) Onesie 🐾❄️ Dropping Nov 18 at 6PM EST!

All Christmas items are LIMITED. Keep watching our page, don’t miss the drop at www.onesiesdownunder.com! 🦌🛷

📸: @alphapupkodak.bsky.social & @lilprincepatch.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Never noticed this on North shores website before. Neat!! 😁

@jamesfrost3.bsky.social was this your doing??
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Steam just gave me yet another reason to boycott Christmas spending.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Do you miss the joy and wonder you felt as a kid on Christmas morning?!?

You'd be surprised how your perspective changes when you're wearing your new drip from @onesiesdownunder.com over a thick diaper, while sucking your thumb and staring up at the Christmas tree. 🎄

📸 @alphapupkodak.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I am very proud of this
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My hoard of diaper friends just keeps growing and I fuckin love it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Do the soggy diaper dance!
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As a data scientist nothing irritates me more than merged cells in excel. STOP DOING IT.
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hehe squishy!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Okies, please keep calling me pumpkin I like it a lot 🫣
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Imma punkin!
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Imma punkin!
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hmm.
Seems I ought to post more pics with me wearing spiked booties and mitts...
What this doesn't capture is me forgetting I'm in spiked booties, trying to standup, then collapsing into my daddies arms, him laughing, scooping me up onto his hip to carry and then lay me back down on the mat where I was playing.

Yes this actually happened 😣

Heckin daddies amirite?!?
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey everyone! It's gonna be a good Monday! I can feel it:)
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My kink/social groups have lasted years and years because I don't tolerate harassment, period. If that makes me a dictator, so be it, I'll keep my friends and community safe while I watch your group of begrudged consent violators and enablers self implode after 6 months like the past 3 before it....
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What this doesn't capture is me forgetting I'm in spiked booties, trying to standup, then collapsing into my daddies arms, him laughing, scooping me up onto his hip to carry and then lay me back down on the mat where I was playing.

Yes this actually happened 😣

Heckin daddies amirite?!?
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The em dash is the best punctuation and AI has ruined it...🤬
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Why is it that I, with my cozy kid core vibes, almost always befriend the emo/goth girls at work?

Not complaining btw. Just now what you'd expect.
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Baba bwain 🤤
October 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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This must be the most quoted post I ever made xdd
This is how I imagine the trash day looks like for most of you >^>
try to deny it, but I think I am pretty spot on UwU~

inktober prompt: Heavy
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This is an awesome concept ❤️❤️❤️
To the Little inside of me:
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
And if my mom ever confronts me about it I'll throw it right back at her.

She might not remember but I vividly remember when she put me back into diapers when I was like 5 and fully potty trained.

If I recall correctly, the reason was because she didn't want to "waste" a couple of unused pampers.
If any vanillas ever find out I'm urinary incontinent imma just tell them that it was a side effect of getting a PhD.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If any vanillas ever find out I'm urinary incontinent imma just tell them that it was a side effect of getting a PhD.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Shibari has many uses besides just tying up your friends.

I present my favorite Halloween decoration.
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM