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Piggleston Pecanpants
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The internet's original social media guinea pig.
I believe it is none of my business what you do to find happiness as long as you are not harming others and I will […]

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Taking my own advice. I went to Goodwill and another thrift store today. Got lots of cool stuff cheap but one thing stood out. I've wanted a chrome Hamilton Beach Drinkmaster for my bar for some time and found one this autumn for $12 but it had no cup. It's hard to find cups that fit. Today I […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by Piggleston Pecanpants
[mutual aid request to help replace stolen goods]

I didn't want to make this post, but this morning I was robbed and they stole my bag alongside my phone and headphones, but I am thankfully physically okay. My phone is an important part of my life and I doubt it will be found.

I'd appreciate […]
Original post on wolp.tech
wolp.tech
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
ProTip: if you love vintage shopping, 'tis the season. After Christmas, when people have received nice new gifts, they make room for their new stuff by getting rid of other stuff. #vintage #thirst #antique #reuse #recycle #repurpose
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I got a pretty good deal on Irish Whiskey so I made these for local friends for holiday gifts. #Irishcream #whiskey #gifts
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Release all the files.
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Piggleston Pecanpants
Uncomfortable truth: When the President of the United States goes on television and says we’re going to be “very strongly involved” in another nation’s oil industry, it feeds the worst global perception of America—that we don’t show up for democracy, we show up for resources. That perception […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
So now the United States is taking up colonizing. Welcome to the 18th century?
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Piggleston Pecanpants
My 7-year-old is on the spectrum and is a HUUGE fan of trains, specifically the New York City subway system.

Lately, he's feeling different from the other kids at school, none of whom love trains.

If that sounds like a kid you know, maybe they can become pen pals with my little guy.

DMs open […]
Original post on gardenstate.social
gardenstate.social
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It is excruciating to try to cook a holiday meal for two and not waste any food when your partner won't eat left overs. Saturday morning I browned mashed potatoes into a crust, layered it with sausage & cheddar stuffing, poured beaten eggs over it and baked it for a breakfast casserole. Today I […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just logged off of LinkedIn and now I need a shower.
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
RE: https://oldfriends.live/@paul/115799658300716725

How long before the executive order stating all domain purchases must be vetted by the US Government and any country that doesn't cooperate will be subject to sanctions?
'South Park' writers create parody website for Trump Kennedy Center after snagging the domain names. Logo has redacted Epstein file snippets

"Welcome to TrumpKennedyCenter.org

A national cultural center dedicated to legacy, loyalty, and the careful […]

[Original post on oldfriends.live]
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@JamesK @consumablejoy I felt a little bad for my PP because he usually gets me a bourbon for Christmas and this year he got me a bottle of Makers 46. He likes oaky bourbon so he thought it would be good to try but my collection has grown so out of control he didn't notice I already have two […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Him: This is turning into a blow out.
Pecan: Tut tut. They can't get overconfident. Overconfidence breeds errors and injuries.

Me pretending to understand sports ball.
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
[Booze Santa]

The first Christmas after I turned 21, Christmas morning found an extra stocking hung on the mantle. I asked my Mother what it was and she said, "Oh, Booze Santa came. He must have heard you're an adult now." She only lasted one more Christmas […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
December 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I never know what to do for my parakeets to make their holiday special. This year I took all those short ends of millet that fall to the bottom of the bag and hardly seem worth saving, stuffed them into two little Christmas stockings and hung them inside their home. They're having a great time […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This illness is knocking the stuffing out of me. Sorry I haven't been my usual self and wished you happy holidays. Even after loading the truck with gifts tonight we ended up staying home because I didn't really want to make anyone else feel like this. #christmas #gifts #blah
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Finally watched A Muppet Christmas Carol. Loved Michael Caine's performance but as a huge Dickens fan I wasn't thrilled with the adaptation. Maybe I'll like it better next year since I'll know what I'm getting myself in to. I loved that Robin was Tiny Tim. I've always loved Robin. #christmas […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Where's the evidence pigs are happy in shit? I call fowl, I mean foul. Stop denigrating pigs without evidence.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I don't understand what happened to the guy that used to open doors for me. He watches as I gather three large parcels of gifts and then precariously plàce my tea in my handbag, hoping it won't spill, because I don't have a spare hand to carry it. Here he does open the door, because I don't have […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I got so many nuts and seeds in my Christmas stocking that now I'm nervous there's a disappointed squirrel out there with a sock full of tiny obscure tools and beef jerky. #christmas #stocking #squirrel
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Reposted by Piggleston Pecanpants
Any chance there is someone on here planning on traveling between approximately UC Irvine and University of Arizona in the next little while? Might be looking for transportation for a sewing machine between those approximate locations. Nothing unusually large, though a little heavy because it's […]
Original post on neuromatch.social
neuromatch.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I bought a Butterball turkey breast for our Christmas meal. Once thawed and opened, fully half of the package is a gravy starter pouch. We have more than enough food as it's just the two of us but I do feel a bit mislead. Yes, I knew there was gravy starter in the package but didn't anticipate […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by Piggleston Pecanpants
sfba.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm miserably sick, yet I'm grateful my shopping is done and this didn't happen when I went away for Thanksgiving. I'll take it like a good soldier.
You people in my phone are keeping me company in my bed where I am alternately sweating and freezing. Grateful to my body who seems to be fighting […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM