Today i woke up late because i forgot to set an alarm and then spilled coffee on my blue dress shirt three separate times
February 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Today i woke up late because i forgot to set an alarm and then spilled coffee on my blue dress shirt three separate times
All I’m saying is that if god was really so kind he would make it so i could eat candy all day and not become extremely unhealthy
January 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All I’m saying is that if god was really so kind he would make it so i could eat candy all day and not become extremely unhealthy
They should make a new kind of animal maybe something that looks like a monkey or a little dog
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They should make a new kind of animal maybe something that looks like a monkey or a little dog
Every day on my bus ride i pass these luxury apartments and i can see in the windows and they all have the ugliest lamps imaginable
January 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every day on my bus ride i pass these luxury apartments and i can see in the windows and they all have the ugliest lamps imaginable
They passed a new law you’re allowed to pet a cats belly now and the cat can’t even get mad or bite you
November 15, 2024 at 2:23 AM
They passed a new law you’re allowed to pet a cats belly now and the cat can’t even get mad or bite you
I had a dream that my beard and mustache were shaved off and then i woke up and then i went back to sleep and had a dream where a small snake got eaten by a big snake who was then eaten by a huge snake what do you think this means for my future
November 27, 2023 at 4:08 PM
I had a dream that my beard and mustache were shaved off and then i woke up and then i went back to sleep and had a dream where a small snake got eaten by a big snake who was then eaten by a huge snake what do you think this means for my future
Friend’s cat has his own tv
November 10, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Friend’s cat has his own tv
Beavers are one of the best creatures like imagine seeing a tree and just being like “I need to destroy this at once”
November 10, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Beavers are one of the best creatures like imagine seeing a tree and just being like “I need to destroy this at once”
What is your favorite scary movie to watch?
October 26, 2023 at 3:38 PM
What is your favorite scary movie to watch?
Jane Austen is cool but i think her characters drink too much tea
October 26, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Jane Austen is cool but i think her characters drink too much tea
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IMAGE IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR FRAIL IN ANY WAY VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK
October 26, 2023 at 4:37 AM
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IMAGE IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR FRAIL IN ANY WAY VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK
Normalize playing and having fun!
October 26, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Normalize playing and having fun!
Multi view tv is cool until you’re stuck in two commercial breaks at once and it feels like some kind of dystopian torture device
October 23, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Multi view tv is cool until you’re stuck in two commercial breaks at once and it feels like some kind of dystopian torture device
Coding looks sooooo easy all you have to do is play on the computer all day and then you get paid 200k a year
October 21, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Coding looks sooooo easy all you have to do is play on the computer all day and then you get paid 200k a year
I think monsters are real I’m pretty sure i saw a Frankenstein yesterday
October 21, 2023 at 5:54 PM
I think monsters are real I’m pretty sure i saw a Frankenstein yesterday
How to make lobster roll lobster roll recipes
October 21, 2023 at 5:44 PM
How to make lobster roll lobster roll recipes
Look at this wonderful pie my girlfriend and i made
October 21, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Look at this wonderful pie my girlfriend and i made
I used to be a professor until i did the 100 Beer challenge and lost my job
October 20, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I used to be a professor until i did the 100 Beer challenge and lost my job
Just invented a new code that uninvites you from bluesky
October 20, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Just invented a new code that uninvites you from bluesky
I’m going to become the worlds first bluesky influencer
October 20, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I’m going to become the worlds first bluesky influencer
Every time i hear a song im like wow this is so good
October 20, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Every time i hear a song im like wow this is so good
I like when cats make this face they look like a grumpy old man
October 20, 2023 at 11:17 PM
I like when cats make this face they look like a grumpy old man
How do i make my numbers go up how ddo i make a hashtag
October 20, 2023 at 10:05 PM
How do i make my numbers go up how ddo i make a hashtag
When are they gonna make a new movie
October 20, 2023 at 10:04 PM
When are they gonna make a new movie