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lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
BIG BLACK BUTT PUGS
@lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
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real fuckin weirdo here idk what to say
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lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Do you love candy corn this much because I do
A photo of a grilled candy corn sandwich with the caption "What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your candy corn melt."
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Husband's face when I ask him if he'd still love me if I was a founding father of the United States (wig and all)
A zoomed in black and white photo of Woody's face from Toy Story, with a baffled look
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Sometimes a thousand meetings should've been a thousand emails y'know
A photo of a dog, probably a blue heeler? I have no idea. But this dog has this saintly look of "oh fuck me not this shit again" as it looks up and off to the side with it's mouth agape
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Sometimes my old man dog humps my pug like no other, ain't no one got balls he's all domming Cosmo along the wood floor. Pic unrelated.
The bad ending creature from the video game "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" with the caption "I have no DONG and I must CREAM"
October 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
If I was a pumpkin I'd be this dumb ass hoe with a mouth full of my own roasted seeds
A post by someone called DOORSTOPPER #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with the caption "dumb ah punkin" and two photos of a carved pumpkin on a kitchen counter. It's mouth is a wide open smile with one tooth and it's tongue hanging out and the beadiest lil eyes, it truly looks so fucking stupid and I love it
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
When the candy corn hits the shelves
A photo of a bee absolutely coated in pollen from head to toes with the caption "I do not grasp the concept of moderation"
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Fun fact: I'm an ordained minister just wanted to throw that out there pic not related
A screenshot of a Tumblr post, where someone is replying to a pair of ads next to each other. The first ad says "Ready to be a Pastor? Earn a degree in Pastoral Studies at Home! Take the First Step Today." and the second ad says "Horse Dildos. Gigantic Horse Dildos at reduced prices. These things will damage you." The Tumblr reply is "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference -Robert Frost"
September 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
One of my besties is having her bachelorette on the day of a convention I've been so damn eager to cosplay for again fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
A screenshot of James from the Silent Hill 2 remake, but he has a wide-eyed, pursed lip look of internal screaming and silent pain just like me
September 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Mfw when waiting for my dentist he let me watch Black Mirror and I chose beyond the sea since I never saw it... and sure enough some gal is getting her muffin buttered when he comes back
A meatball with a face. No literally, a red semi-cooked meatball with a photoshopped meaty face looking stupid af since what the fuck was I supposed to do
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Me when I donate blood and them Nutter Butters just be doin what they do
A drawing with a red background, and an x-ray of some sorta demon person. The skeleton is revealed to have no brain, instead there is a single peanut floating in the darkness.
September 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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It's called fasting for a reason folks don't hate me 'cause you ain't me
A photo of a chestnut horse running REALLY FAST across a green field, with a glorious snow-topped mountain behind. The text on the blurry photo says "3 coffees no lunch"
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
I heard the world was going to end tomorrow? Aw man I wanted to play Silent Hill f, oh well next time
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Do you remember?
A photo of JFK in a field staring at the viewer with the caption "I know what you did."
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Me going though the political newsfeeds on social media when all I want is to look at wrinkly pugs and cute raccoons
September 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
It's been one of those years fam
A dark photo of a raccoon's silhouette but the raccoon is a demon with waaaay too many eyes glowing. It's back is arched ready to attack, and the surrounding text reads "Fucking being the bigger person Im gonna start biting people"
September 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
why this bunny we had for Easter look so damn slutty
A photo of a rabbit carcass getting seared, but it's on it's ass with it's legs spread and it's back bent like it's just asking for it mmmmmmm
April 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Me n the homies rollin up to the safari park
A photo of a movie where five people are in all black, wearing shirts that say G.O.O.N on them
April 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
livin my best life
except I shave my legs once a decade
a photo of a turtle with the widest, happiest grin ever and the caption "when you get into bed with freshly shaved legs and washed sheets"
April 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Me seeing fresh whole fish at the farmer's market and am now excited to cook them whole all fancy:
A photo that is 80% bear since this big black bear is utterly spherical. The bear also has two emoji hands pointing at each other
April 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Preach opossum, preach!
A photo of a opossum in a little blue bonnet and pink dress, surrounded by the text "i support women's rights but i also support women's WRONGS! i like when they do bad things"
April 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
APRIL FOOLS!
guns are loud and scary I'd never have one let alone point one at my friends
I'd rather scold you or something if you weren't drinkin water and sleeping well
Still love you tho
A photo of Arin Hanson from the Game Grumps smiling and pointing a gun at the viewer, the gun is obscured by the text You better be drinking water and getting 8 hours of sleep. I love you."
April 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! Listen to the duckie: you a blessing!
A pic of a round yellow duck plushie wearing glasses surrounded by little heart and sparkle emotes, saying "i'm sorry but with the evidence i've gathered, it's obvious you are a blessing"
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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I never realized how delicious and irresistible butter was until I learned Country Crock is not butter I honestly thought I just hated butter
A drawing of a calico cat rubbing a stick of butter on itself and nibbling on it as well, surrounded by the words "easy, greasy, beautiful BUTTER GIRL"
March 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
Had a dream last night a woman told me I had a pink aura and had to complement it with some blue stone ring she was trying to sell me for a crazy amount...
So I just walked away and apparently I still had the ring on me soooooo whoopsies dream merchant
A photo of a silly lil goofy doggy in a pile of pillows looking very content
March 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
lilmissbuttmunch.bsky.social
I drink coffee for breakfast and now Tony the Tiger is going to end me
A photo of a person in an orange tiger-stripped body suit wearing small black shorts and a FROSTED FLAKES shirt along with tiger ears, a red bandana, and tiger facepaint on a determined face. They're marching to something off camera with the words "I'll show you a balanced breakfast"
March 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM