Oh and I also told him that when the system is up & running again I’d slide a new working keycard under his door. I, of course, will do nothing of the sort, I don’t do favours for pricks

hehe i love lying to rude people

I go up to help get him into the room, sincerely apologised & explained that our keycard system is down & this fucker goes “no IM sorry, it being 2am and all” rolls his eyes at me, not subtly either, & also tuts at me. That’s strike 2 assface, one more & I get to kick you to the curb, cunt

& that the “little girl” who checked him in “must be new & must not know how to do her job” well well well fella, I am the only member of staff in this entire hotel currently & I’ve been here for years. So that is strike 1, 2 more & you’re sleeping in your car mate
anyway+

for context, SHES DRIVING MY FUCKING CAR