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Lillly
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"Nancy has been YOLO'd" - she's sitting on his lap and he's in a santa suit
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Not illegal, he's the president
"I sit on you, Mr. President" (large grey dog sitting on his lap)
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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If the *president* wants to Yolo his dog on the helipad, it's not illegal. Now stand guard and look the other way
21. When he YOLO'd his dog while Marines stood guard (Reagan is petting his dog's belly)
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Benny Johnson meeting Trump
Picture of ronald Reagan with Elton John. "24. When he exchanged fancy gifts with Elton John"
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Cats are absolute freaks
[Picture of an absolutely freaky complex slime structure with fruiting bodies radiating from it] SW Alaska. Discovered a leak. Cat got in the cupboard and was licking dripping water off this.. thing. Is this a slime mold? Is it harmful? No symptoms at this time. Ingestion about 40 minutes ago. (Precautions have been taken to close off the cupboard until the issue is resolved)
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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damn. yeah he looks bad
Please help us identify. Our dog is extremely sick. [picture of a broken, yellow lump*] *(it's a mushroom, that's the joke, idk)
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I could tell the lyrics were worth it, I'm glad i'm going through these

queer glam folk history from brazil's years of lead. also a response to the ascendant tropicalia fetishization, themes about indigeneity, revolution

lyricalbrazil.com/2013/10/13/s...
[Letra de "Sangue Latino"] [Verso 1] Jurei mentiras, e sigo sozinho Assumo os pecados Os ventos do norte não movem moinhos E o que me resta é só um gemido [Refrão] Minha vida, meus mortos, meus caminhos tortos Meu sangue latino Minh'alma cativa [Verso 2] Rompi tratados, traí os ritos Quebrei a lança, lancei no espaço Um grito, um desabafo E o que me importa é não estar vencido [Refrão] Minha vida, meus mortos, meus caminhos tortos Meu sangue latino Minh'alma cativa I swore by lies and I go on alone I acknowledge my sins The northern winds don’t move mills And all I have left is just a whimper My life, my dead, my twisted paths My latin blood, my captive soul I breached treaties, I betrayed rites I broke the lance, I lanced into the nothingness a cry – a release And what matters to me is that I’m not defeated My life, my dead, my twisted paths My latin blood, my captive soul
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Eaaaagh I am in a Platner fb ad comment section and first off, it is totally unmoderated. i have already called for him to be tried for mercenary murder

Second off like, a lot of people do not know he is a Nazi, like only maybe 50% of them have heard about it, some think he got it covered YEARS ago
Platner's gnarly pectoral region with an SS tottenkopf/death's head tattoo. He is shirtless at a fundraiser? Possibly? Everyone else is dressed and drinking. It is indoors. It looks like a sketch comedy situation honestly Mitchell and webb: are we the baddies? Still meme. Mitchell (I think) is in an Ss uniform with tottenkopf pin
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Humans vs AI is like Squirrels vs Humans

It doesn't matter how many nuts the squirrels have

They can't outsmart humans

SUMMER 2026
Dummy phobe: Humans vs AI is like Squirrels vs Humans. It doesn't matter how many nuts the squirrels have, they can't outsmart humans. Replier: Shut up, loser.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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😵‍💫

www.townandcountrymag.com/society/mone...
He been behind other controversial bailouts, like Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch​​. Michael Jackson's Neverland RanchJoyce Rey When Jackson was $270 million in debt in 2008, Forbes reports, Barrack's Colony Capital agreed to pay a $23.9 million note on his Neverland Ranch property, take possession of it, and help the singer arrange a comeback tour to earn money. (Jackson died 18 days before the first concert was scheduled to take place.)
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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No-recipe biscuit recipe:

1 butter (melt don't cut): 2 buttermilk : 3 self-rising flour (all ratios by mass)

Pinch salt and baking soda

Mix, roll, fold (repeatedly), cut

450F
Some fluffy biscuits in a pan
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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i was also really into playing with a mandelbrot visualizer as a kid so i would have appreciated knowing that you can plot this pattern to produce a koch curve
The first four iterations of the Koch snowflake
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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the tights say it all (actually the splash screen is the gayest thing about it, besides all the ppl who grew up with it who are now extremely gay)
Escape Velocity splash screen. Neon green, impact font meets italics. A guy in blue spandex with hands folded over his butt faces away from you toward a spaceship viewscreen, showing a bunch of spaceships who seem on their way to fuck up some kind of planet
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Good quality on the new album pressing imo :3
Ms Ezra Furman - Goodbye Small Head record on turntable, and the sleeve, signed "bless you Lilly and please burn good and bright" 😍 swoon
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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and like in case you think my searches are predisposing it, practically all my algorithm sees is my son obsessively writing weird queries about muppeteers lol... what is going on with search relevancy in 2025
search history: one up, one down and one for polishing find my android [yeah] birria [forgot what it is] sesame street: t: "t" is for tyler (c: "c" is for cookie parody) who played zoe from sesame street, bert, big bird and oscar, ernie, granny bird, maggie cadabby, herbert birdsfoot, herry monster, telly monster, count von count as the counter-pillar, count von count, rosita as little rose, rosita, cookie monster, cookie monster as the cheshire cookie cat, oscar the grouch, grover, elmo as the red rabbit, elmo, grover as the mad hatter, abby cadabby, bert & ernie, baby cookie monster and fozzie bear which songs from rumors were buckingham el show de los teleñecos the muppet show 2015 Cookie Monster the muppet show languages
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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i was looking for a picture of Rimmer from Red Dwarf saying "one up, one down, and one for polishing" (about his toilet paper) and the default google search just told me that Arbeit macht frei
GOOGLE SEARCH RESULT for "one up, one down, and one for polishing: AI OVERVIEW: The phrase "one up, one down, and one for polishing" is an obscure or informal expression, and its exact meaning can vary by context, but it most often refers to a set of three items used for a specific task, typically in detailing, polishing, or a related trade. ... (unrelated stuff) Wikipedia Arbeit macht frei Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Arbeit_macht_frei Arbeit macht frei is a German phrase translated as "Work makes one free" or, more idiomatically, "Work sets you free" or "Work liberates".
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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🎶🎺 Weee did it once and we can do it again
11 SS in uniform hanging out in Kiev after the war (from ropes)
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A little patch of sunlight by a vacant lot, from between two buildings. The lamb's quarters are thick with ripe seeds, and are about nine feet high on the far side of the fence
A little patch of sunlight by a vacant lot, from between two buildings. The lamb's quarters are thick with ripe seeds, and are about nine feet high on the far side of the fence
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Thanks for writing this piece, it must have taken some pain and bravery both. I have seen this sentiment many times since feb 2024, it feels heavy to sense the connection across time
“I was in my bunker in the jungle that night when news of Morrison’s death in America came over Liberation Radio,” a former North Vietnamese soldier turned Hanoi University linguistics professor told Anne, after quietly approaching her during her visit. “I just sat there and cried. That someone in America cared enough about us that he would give up his life…”
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Basic jackolanterns, but I took that advice about cutting out the back instead of the top and I think it's solid
Young boy with glasses and hoodie looking at two small illuminated jackolanterns on a balcony
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The local beavs have adjusted my shady spot's shade, but I reckon I need the vitamin d so I'll spend the skin damage points. Already busted my slingshot band, I didn't bring a real spare the bag was full of band trimmings lol
A mucky pond with low water level. A small beaver-felled maple tree beside another live, beaver-gnawed maple
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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meme cartoon of person with brain that has grown so large it has become a table and chess board and opponent who is playing chess with him
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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whoa!! no it's fine, here's a towel
a jack-o-lantern that seems to be throwing up seeds
October 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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the weird bird guys from Labyrinth
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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first off: banana. great fake flavor, S tier. grossly underhyped. a simple ester.

second off: nerds and nerds gummy clusters are two uniquely unpleasant foods, this is almost pica. aquarium rocks. they're wonderful
Throughout the 1980s, several new flavors of Nerds were introduced from time to time; for example, "Hot and Cool" Nerds (cinnamon and wintergreen flavored), blueberry and raspberry, banana, lemon and lime, and Cherry Cola. Reception In 1985, Nerds were named "Candy of the Year" by the National Candy Wholesalers Association.[1] In 2025, Nerds spinoff, NERDS Gummy Clusters, won the Product of the Year Canada award.[14] References
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM