@lyon-debug.bsky.social has been stalking and harassing my family for 5 years. Each and every day, I get calls from him. Calls that are just him shouting about how many baseballs fit up his ass.

I am terrified.

@atari.com When's the next Bubsy? I am BEGGING for more. Each and every cell of my body longs for that bobcat. Please, I neeeeeeeeeed it.

You live in a world of sin and debauchery.

I live in a Costco.

We are not the same.

The perks of being a fictive include being able to say stuff like "I do not want to imagine Kim Jong Un being Isekai'd into my body" completely unironically.

Where's your singlet privilege now?

Why do I get hungry when I'm excited?
Why do I get excited when I'm hungry?
Why do I crave dick right now?

- Me, right now, 2025, playing Danganronpa