it’s lily
@lillianweber.bsky.social
Haven’t decided yet if this is gonna be work appropriate
lol also the excerpts were laughably bad?
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
lol also the excerpts were laughably bad?
I should get a stipend from the government to cover the takeout I have to order in the week leading up to my period
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I should get a stipend from the government to cover the takeout I have to order in the week leading up to my period
Im grateful that he put out Part Three in time for us to discuss it over the thanksgiving table
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Im grateful that he put out Part Three in time for us to discuss it over the thanksgiving table
I cannot handle one more “I thought this gang of misogynists and pedophiles would be cool? But actually they’re loser freaks?” piece by a male journalist I’m gonna scream.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I cannot handle one more “I thought this gang of misogynists and pedophiles would be cool? But actually they’re loser freaks?” piece by a male journalist I’m gonna scream.
Hmm I see it’s going to be an even worse week than usual to be a woman while reading the news
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hmm I see it’s going to be an even worse week than usual to be a woman while reading the news
Me walking down the street: god I won’t be warm again until April
Me getting on the subway in my 5 layers: ah
Me getting on the subway in my 5 layers: ah
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me walking down the street: god I won’t be warm again until April
Me getting on the subway in my 5 layers: ah
Me getting on the subway in my 5 layers: ah
Every day I get on a train and two 105 lb women are taking up a three seat section what will mayor zohran do to address this
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every day I get on a train and two 105 lb women are taking up a three seat section what will mayor zohran do to address this
Literally do whatever you want but I think the fake-sheer tights with the skin colored layer underneath are the least chic thing ever conceived
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Literally do whatever you want but I think the fake-sheer tights with the skin colored layer underneath are the least chic thing ever conceived
“Your neck will give away your age” yeah you know what else will? Me, constantly, talking out loud about it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Your neck will give away your age” yeah you know what else will? Me, constantly, talking out loud about it.
One night is such a weird amount of time to be out of town. Like ok nothing in my fridge will go bad but I will need ALL my stuff.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
One night is such a weird amount of time to be out of town. Like ok nothing in my fridge will go bad but I will need ALL my stuff.
Me: I cancelled all my streaming services! I feel so free!
Person: but have you seen [new season of streaming show]
Person: but have you seen [new season of streaming show]
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me: I cancelled all my streaming services! I feel so free!
Person: but have you seen [new season of streaming show]
Person: but have you seen [new season of streaming show]
Our fridge is so old and vague in temperature that it’s come back around to being convenient? I got a cold brew yesterday morning and pulled it out today, 24 hours later, ice still rattling around the still liquid coffee.
October 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Our fridge is so old and vague in temperature that it’s come back around to being convenient? I got a cold brew yesterday morning and pulled it out today, 24 hours later, ice still rattling around the still liquid coffee.
Maybe I’ve stayed single this long because I was saving myself for whoever heisted the louvre did you ever think of that?
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe I’ve stayed single this long because I was saving myself for whoever heisted the louvre did you ever think of that?
Recession indicator? Everyone on instagram calling their most recent photo dump “Q1”
April 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Recession indicator? Everyone on instagram calling their most recent photo dump “Q1”
I’ve incorporated it into my own vocabulary like a weak willed linguistic coward but I do think the term ‘yap’ hates women
March 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve incorporated it into my own vocabulary like a weak willed linguistic coward but I do think the term ‘yap’ hates women
If advertisers are getting so much of our personalized data why won’t thredup stop trying to sell me size 0 cocktail dresses
February 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If advertisers are getting so much of our personalized data why won’t thredup stop trying to sell me size 0 cocktail dresses
Gonna be so embarrassing not to be on Kash Patel’s list
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Gonna be so embarrassing not to be on Kash Patel’s list
It’s actually a myth that you have to pay to dry clean your wool sweaters—you can hand wash them at home for the low low price of your whole apartment smelling like wet sheep
February 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It’s actually a myth that you have to pay to dry clean your wool sweaters—you can hand wash them at home for the low low price of your whole apartment smelling like wet sheep
me on apps: h8 this, in my day we met people in person this is awful
me meeting people in person: h8 this why is he texting me just cause we met that one time
me meeting people in person: h8 this why is he texting me just cause we met that one time
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
me on apps: h8 this, in my day we met people in person this is awful
me meeting people in person: h8 this why is he texting me just cause we met that one time
me meeting people in person: h8 this why is he texting me just cause we met that one time
Gmail now offering to have AI draft emails and also summarize ones I receive great so the computer writes the email the computer reads the email what the fuck are we even doing here
January 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Gmail now offering to have AI draft emails and also summarize ones I receive great so the computer writes the email the computer reads the email what the fuck are we even doing here
Here’s my thing with launching an impassioned defense of woody Allen as a director at a party—you could simply have those thoughts and hold them back to share in a different forum
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Here’s my thing with launching an impassioned defense of woody Allen as a director at a party—you could simply have those thoughts and hold them back to share in a different forum
I don’t totally trust people who only have thin friends
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I don’t totally trust people who only have thin friends
When a microwave meal has instructions that end with “let stand for 3 minutes” it’s like be so fucking for real
November 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM
When a microwave meal has instructions that end with “let stand for 3 minutes” it’s like be so fucking for real
When people are like “I can’t nap” it’s like not with that attitude you can’t
December 8, 2023 at 9:12 PM
When people are like “I can’t nap” it’s like not with that attitude you can’t
An arcane law on the New York State books requires you to go upstate at least twice a year after you turn thirty and just kind of wander in and out of shops that sell the same expensive tchotchkes that home decor shops in Carroll gardens sell. And then you and your friends get a local beer.
November 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
An arcane law on the New York State books requires you to go upstate at least twice a year after you turn thirty and just kind of wander in and out of shops that sell the same expensive tchotchkes that home decor shops in Carroll gardens sell. And then you and your friends get a local beer.