Wow. Really talking about the important stuff.
That’s your king, dumbos.

Everyone’s always saying,
“Eat the rich!”
I imagine they taste like
shit.

My email looks terrible.

Pre-kick show most likely better than halftime show.
🤭

Choke the chicken?
🫣

Is it irony or something else, when a truth social person calls Bluesky an echo chamber?
🤭

If you haven’t already, you should probably watch
Will and Harper.
💖

Before internet-symptom-self-diagnosis-paranoia,

There was this…
👻💀

🎶This year,
to save me from tears,
I’m gonna give up on those who don’t like meeee.🎶

But, really, that’s gonna
just create more tears for me.
😭😭😭

So This Is Love - From "Cinderella" - song and lyrics by Ilene Woods, Mike Douglas

📽️by: me

Remember,
they’ve put a lot of horrible people on the cover of TIME. 👻

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just think about the time when my leggings pockets felt weird and I discovered that my pants were on backwards.
So I proceeded to “fix” them and discovered that my pockets felt even weirder because my pants were inside-out. 👻

(happened this morning… 🫠)

Dizzy says,
“Good morning!”
😹