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Lill
@lilldevil.bsky.social
Permanently grumpy animal lover.
Look, unless you have been drinking heavily at home, this is just not on.

Sober people must not flirt with drunk people!
February 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What'd the difference between this chap sitting in all night not drinking and someone who goes out all night, not drinking.

Are either of them allowed to chat up girls?
February 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Judging by the replies, teetotallers are not allowed to intract with people who drink as you are automatically manipulative.
February 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The smothering is where I may fail her.

We knew a rescue was likely to have health issues, but we assumed it would be race related joint issues or due to her bad diet when racing.
November 20, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Does £2000 on a Super King Bed count?

Our greyhound took up too much room on the standard double.
November 19, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Probably the cleanest the knife has ever been.
November 9, 2024 at 11:03 AM
There is no reason why you shouldn't both play this game and fully lean into the role play.
September 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Lube may be required.
September 19, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Just entering my second year as a dog owner.
I had no idea how often I would be stopping to kiss her and tell her how much she is loved.
September 19, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Why?

He probably knows her profession and understands that a sub paying for her services is bo threat.

You, on the other hand, may need to understand that you were only ever part of a financial transaction.
May 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Why?

You paid what the charity shop was asking.
March 31, 2024 at 8:33 AM
30p Lee Anderson.
February 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
And that fertility child grew up to be Sam Ryder.
December 24, 2023 at 11:03 AM
It took me too long to realise some of the puns in Discworld novels, because I didn't know how to pronounce Djelibeybi.

But the slow burn of some of those jokes is what makes the stories keep on giving.
December 10, 2023 at 2:03 PM
I have NEVER had a hangover from Mezcal.

This was my main birthday present this year.
November 19, 2023 at 6:08 PM
The hands.
The clue is always in the hands.
November 16, 2023 at 8:00 AM