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hey it's me. obviously
oh i forgot i was supposed to use this instead of twitter
October 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
the heat finally broke so babygirl is cuddling again 🥹
July 11, 2023 at 2:17 AM
i hope nassar lives and it's excruciatingly painful, and then he gets stabbed again hopefully in his asshole so he can feel even an iota of the pain he inflicted upon the hundreds children he raped♥️♥️
July 10, 2023 at 5:22 PM
only my real desperate housewivesheads will understand- one of my greatest interior decor inspo scenes as a youngin was... the pedo neighbor's basement scene MINUS THE PHOTOS OF YOUNG CHILDREN OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!! i mean the ceramic dolls and clowns and weird masks!!!!
July 10, 2023 at 1:21 AM
can't believe we moved here so we wouldn't have to be long distance anymore but john's boss sends him away constantly so we basically still are except nobody else i love is in this entire wretched state lol
July 10, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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PEEP PEEPS PEEP PEEPS
July 7, 2023 at 4:17 PM
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you can always spot a twitter user in the wild by how they type because only in the fires of hell does someone gain the experience to reflexively know how to write under the assumption that the most annoying person imaginable will grossly misread the original point.
July 6, 2023 at 11:09 PM
i was supposed to hang with a friend from back home today but he might not be able to WHICH IS FINE i'm just so fucking sad and alone since my former friend went on a scorched earth campaign against me and turned my only friends in the entire state of massachusetts against me lol hee hee ha ha
July 7, 2023 at 4:07 PM
melty
July 7, 2023 at 4:06 PM
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Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
July 4, 2023 at 1:09 AM
made a horrifying mistake (ate a delicious lunch with raw garlic and have to work register in 10 min)
July 4, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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so hard to find mutuals on here wtf
July 4, 2023 at 1:32 AM
im going to kms i need to buy a calendar!! i thought there was no class last week (there was so i missed it) thought the next class session started this week (it does not lol) so i missed 3 weeks in a row 😭💔
July 3, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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pulling up to the death of the internet
July 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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so are we getting more of a haha vibe on here or a hehe vibe?
July 2, 2023 at 8:41 PM
august is coming up quick and i'm getting more anxious and feral as time ticks by closer... prepare for a meltdown soon
July 2, 2023 at 6:11 PM
surely you're joking, there's no way she can be sooo tiny and snuggled up all cozy this morning and i have to go to work
July 2, 2023 at 11:26 AM
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A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one
July 2, 2023 at 2:25 AM
what is everyone having for dinner im almost done exercising so i need to know what i'm gonna eat or i'll freak out
July 2, 2023 at 12:25 AM
heyyy does anyone care if i post long mocha pics on here
July 1, 2023 at 10:27 PM
man it sucks what happened to the other site i'm going to be sad when i can't go back and look at my dead friends' posts anymore
July 1, 2023 at 8:01 PM
who should i talk shit about on here first
July 1, 2023 at 7:58 PM
tore my bra in half and now i have to buy a new one so i'm being a raging cunt for the rest of the day since i'm forced to think abt my body.. thanks
July 1, 2023 at 7:57 PM