8th grade girl: how old are you?
me: I'm 28!
her: but you don't have a husband?
me: no!
her: you should get one
her friend: what, like, at the store?
me: I'm 28!
her: but you don't have a husband?
me: no!
her: you should get one
her friend: what, like, at the store?
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
8th grade girl: how old are you?
me: I'm 28!
her: but you don't have a husband?
me: no!
her: you should get one
her friend: what, like, at the store?
me: I'm 28!
her: but you don't have a husband?
me: no!
her: you should get one
her friend: what, like, at the store?
also. why is everything so much more embarrassing when you're plus sized. like I would have been embarrassed either way but bc my body is big I feel like it's my fault that I have horrible pain in my legs
March 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
also. why is everything so much more embarrassing when you're plus sized. like I would have been embarrassed either way but bc my body is big I feel like it's my fault that I have horrible pain in my legs
and like. my pain tolerance is so high. so. what is the problem
March 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
and like. my pain tolerance is so high. so. what is the problem
noooo I'm so sorry
February 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
noooo I'm so sorry
yes but I don't really like soup!!
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
yes but I don't really like soup!!
I think it's a sensory thing lol
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I think it's a sensory thing lol
public history absolutely deserved its flowers
November 25, 2024 at 9:27 PM
public history absolutely deserved its flowers
me: for the record, I'm only A and B's counselor, and not everyone else
A: and you're such a good counselor!
B: you're my counselor? I thought you just kept pulling me out of class to bother me
A: and you're such a good counselor!
B: you're my counselor? I thought you just kept pulling me out of class to bother me
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
me: for the record, I'm only A and B's counselor, and not everyone else
A: and you're such a good counselor!
B: you're my counselor? I thought you just kept pulling me out of class to bother me
A: and you're such a good counselor!
B: you're my counselor? I thought you just kept pulling me out of class to bother me
me: if you're rich and famous in 20 years, come find me and help me out
student: god, 20 years from now you'll be like.... 30 and old. why would you want my money?
(he's 13 and can do basic math. not sure what went wrong here.)
student: god, 20 years from now you'll be like.... 30 and old. why would you want my money?
(he's 13 and can do basic math. not sure what went wrong here.)
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
me: if you're rich and famous in 20 years, come find me and help me out
student: god, 20 years from now you'll be like.... 30 and old. why would you want my money?
(he's 13 and can do basic math. not sure what went wrong here.)
student: god, 20 years from now you'll be like.... 30 and old. why would you want my money?
(he's 13 and can do basic math. not sure what went wrong here.)