Honestly I just needed this exchange on my account. Sorry.
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Honestly I just needed this exchange on my account. Sorry.
Everyone get more pretentious NOW
May 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Everyone get more pretentious NOW
Pope Francis died mere moments after Pete Hegseth added him to a third Signal groupchat
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pope Francis died mere moments after Pete Hegseth added him to a third Signal groupchat
i type into the groupchat "hey guys I have an opinion about a TV episode" and the devil shivers
March 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i type into the groupchat "hey guys I have an opinion about a TV episode" and the devil shivers
"omg what do we dooooooo" build a useful career
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"omg what do we dooooooo" build a useful career
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quite possibly the most insane democratic party fundraising text i’ve ever seen
January 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
quite possibly the most insane democratic party fundraising text i’ve ever seen
Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous
January 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous
the cask of armadillo
January 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the cask of armadillo
looking for a handsome mutual to slowly fall in love with on the East Coast. you must be bigger than me. and you must not whine at the trials and tribulations of life. and you must be, among other things, a massive bitch
January 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
looking for a handsome mutual to slowly fall in love with on the East Coast. you must be bigger than me. and you must not whine at the trials and tribulations of life. and you must be, among other things, a massive bitch
they strung up poppy playtime dogday like Jesus
January 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
they strung up poppy playtime dogday like Jesus
phil lester get on bluesky now
January 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
phil lester get on bluesky now
Boots. Boots. Boots. Boots. Moving up and down again
Swiper: Stop saying that to him, Dora
Dora: There is no discharge in the war
Swiper: Stop saying that to him, Dora
Dora: There is no discharge in the war
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Boots. Boots. Boots. Boots. Moving up and down again
Swiper: Stop saying that to him, Dora
Dora: There is no discharge in the war
Swiper: Stop saying that to him, Dora
Dora: There is no discharge in the war
me limping around like dr house: oooouuhghhghhg
The small man inside my spine using my L5 vertebrae as a gas pedal: the horse slows. Soon we must put her down. Hark, i hear an enemy approach
The old man: Hey. i have a question for you
The small man inside my spine using my L5 vertebrae as a gas pedal: the horse slows. Soon we must put her down. Hark, i hear an enemy approach
The old man: Hey. i have a question for you
January 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
me limping around like dr house: oooouuhghhghhg
The small man inside my spine using my L5 vertebrae as a gas pedal: the horse slows. Soon we must put her down. Hark, i hear an enemy approach
The old man: Hey. i have a question for you
The small man inside my spine using my L5 vertebrae as a gas pedal: the horse slows. Soon we must put her down. Hark, i hear an enemy approach
The old man: Hey. i have a question for you
bondage using cvs receipts
January 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
bondage using cvs receipts
French people use the same yakub as everyone else
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
French people use the same yakub as everyone else
I stick my whole head through a large ring light and then I ease both arms through the same ring light (so my torso is bisected) and I begin vagueposting
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I stick my whole head through a large ring light and then I ease both arms through the same ring light (so my torso is bisected) and I begin vagueposting
if you don’t clear 50 books a year you’re unfuckable to me
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if you don’t clear 50 books a year you’re unfuckable to me
tamale in my hair at work. My punishment for being white
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
tamale in my hair at work. My punishment for being white