Lilith Ashmoor
@lilithmoor.bsky.social
✍️ Poetry
🤟 Metal
📚 Reading
🐱 Cats
🌲 Nature
💚 Bipolar
🤟 Metal
📚 Reading
🐱 Cats
🌲 Nature
💚 Bipolar
No kidding! They're probably mad they can't pull it off. President Obama looks like a GQ model in a tan suit. McConnell looks like he wrestled a rabid raccoon in a dumpster for that suit.
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
No kidding! They're probably mad they can't pull it off. President Obama looks like a GQ model in a tan suit. McConnell looks like he wrestled a rabid raccoon in a dumpster for that suit.
I think about that suit a lot more than I should.
May 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I think about that suit a lot more than I should.
A different hair color is perfectly acceptable, though. 😉
May 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A different hair color is perfectly acceptable, though. 😉
Have you met some of these Boomers?
May 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Have you met some of these Boomers?
A whole head? That sounds like my type of cooking! 😉
May 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A whole head? That sounds like my type of cooking! 😉
That feels like it could be a dangerous amount, depending on the person. 💀
May 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That feels like it could be a dangerous amount, depending on the person. 💀
There's not enough aloe in the world to help with this burn.
May 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's not enough aloe in the world to help with this burn.
If you don't use enough garlic that it kills a couple vampires stalking around the neighborhood, did you really use any garlic?
May 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you don't use enough garlic that it kills a couple vampires stalking around the neighborhood, did you really use any garlic?
I wish I was blissfully unaware of this new definition, but I looked it up because I just HAD to know. Thanks, Satan. Thanks a lot.
May 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I wish I was blissfully unaware of this new definition, but I looked it up because I just HAD to know. Thanks, Satan. Thanks a lot.
Sometimes going to bed at 9 pm after a cup of chamomile is wild enough. 🙃
April 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sometimes going to bed at 9 pm after a cup of chamomile is wild enough. 🙃
I figured it was a normal outage, but I’m going to be honest, with everything going on, my mind started making up some wild scenarios. 😕
April 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I figured it was a normal outage, but I’m going to be honest, with everything going on, my mind started making up some wild scenarios. 😕
I’m pretty sure it was crack.
April 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m pretty sure it was crack.
Oh my gosh! That’s amazing!
April 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh my gosh! That’s amazing!
This is hysterical! I’d also like to add: That man is not running errands. That’s a task only the womenfolk can do. That also cuts into his drinking time. Can’t have that. 🙃
April 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is hysterical! I’d also like to add: That man is not running errands. That’s a task only the womenfolk can do. That also cuts into his drinking time. Can’t have that. 🙃
Whatever you do, don’t go into your bathroom say, “Sarah Palin” in the mirror 3 times, and turn out the light. 👹
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Whatever you do, don’t go into your bathroom say, “Sarah Palin” in the mirror 3 times, and turn out the light. 👹
Thanks. I just spit out my drink laughing. 🙃
April 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thanks. I just spit out my drink laughing. 🙃
They said 1999 was peak civilization in The Matrix. It was laughed off. But they were right. 😭
April 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
They said 1999 was peak civilization in The Matrix. It was laughed off. But they were right. 😭
I’m getting the aloe out for that burn. 🔥
April 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m getting the aloe out for that burn. 🔥
I just spit out my drink. Thanks. 💀
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I just spit out my drink. Thanks. 💀