I absofuckinglutely don't have the right to dictate how people live. My opinion technically doesn't matter but I can't ignore the shift in him. We have seen this happen to so many people (the Michael Jackson parallel is loud right now, virgos and their tendency to be surrounded by the wrong people).
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I absofuckinglutely don't have the right to dictate how people live. My opinion technically doesn't matter but I can't ignore the shift in him. We have seen this happen to so many people (the Michael Jackson parallel is loud right now, virgos and their tendency to be surrounded by the wrong people).
Even without purchasing a reading, you are going to want to know which part of your life is about to trade its mermaid tail for combat boots. We are all about to wake up from a 14 year nap and immediately choose violence.
Even without purchasing a reading, you are going to want to know which part of your life is about to trade its mermaid tail for combat boots. We are all about to wake up from a 14 year nap and immediately choose violence.
We are moving away from passive dreaming and into aggressive crusading for whatever weird ideal pops into our heads at 2 AM. It's now less "let's manifest world peace together, man" and more "I am manifesting MY empire right NOW, get out of my way or get run over."
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
We are moving away from passive dreaming and into aggressive crusading for whatever weird ideal pops into our heads at 2 AM. It's now less "let's manifest world peace together, man" and more "I am manifesting MY empire right NOW, get out of my way or get run over."
We are trading our rose colored glasses for welding goggles. The delusions aren't going away (it's still Neptune, let's be real) but they are going to get loud, fast and incredibly self centered.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
We are trading our rose colored glasses for welding goggles. The delusions aren't going away (it's still Neptune, let's be real) but they are going to get loud, fast and incredibly self centered.
If Neptune in Pisces was a gentle Enya song playing in an opium den, Neptune in Aries is a thrash metal band waking you up at 3 AM demanding you start a revolution before you've had coffee.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
If Neptune in Pisces was a gentle Enya song playing in an opium den, Neptune in Aries is a thrash metal band waking you up at 3 AM demanding you start a revolution before you've had coffee.
This transition is going to be hilarious and terrifying. We are taking the planet of dreams, illusions and delusion, and dropping it into the sign of impulse, warfare and ME FIRST.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
This transition is going to be hilarious and terrifying. We are taking the planet of dreams, illusions and delusion, and dropping it into the sign of impulse, warfare and ME FIRST.
Well, the fog machine is running out of juice. On January 26, 2026, Neptune moves into Aries until 2038 and the vibe is changing from "surrender to the flow" to "grab a weapon and fight the flow."
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Well, the fog machine is running out of juice. On January 26, 2026, Neptune moves into Aries until 2038 and the vibe is changing from "surrender to the flow" to "grab a weapon and fight the flow."
It was the era of vibes over facts and forgetting to pay bills because time is an illusion. It was beautiful, delusional and very very foggy. Good times.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
It was the era of vibes over facts and forgetting to pay bills because time is an illusion. It was beautiful, delusional and very very foggy. Good times.
For the last fourteen years, we have been marinating in Neptune in Pisces. It's been… damp. We have all just been floating around in the collective bathwater, dissociating, crying over TikToks, having 'spiritual awakenings' every three business days and ignoring boundaries because we are all one.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
For the last fourteen years, we have been marinating in Neptune in Pisces. It's been… damp. We have all just been floating around in the collective bathwater, dissociating, crying over TikToks, having 'spiritual awakenings' every three business days and ignoring boundaries because we are all one.
The difference is that the 8th house is a power struggle where you say "i will take this secret to the grave," while the 12th house is just a slow erosion where you don't even know where you end and the universe begins.
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The difference is that the 8th house is a power struggle where you say "i will take this secret to the grave," while the 12th house is just a slow erosion where you don't even know where you end and the universe begins.
The 12th house on the other side isn't a basement, it's the bottom of the ocean. Pisces energy and it's not about secrets you keep from others, it's the things that are hidden from you. It's where we dissolve. Sleep, dreams, karma, hospitals, jail and that feeling of being totally isolated.
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The 12th house on the other side isn't a basement, it's the bottom of the ocean. Pisces energy and it's not about secrets you keep from others, it's the things that are hidden from you. It's where we dissolve. Sleep, dreams, karma, hospitals, jail and that feeling of being totally isolated.
Think of the 8th house as a locked basement where we actively hide things, like our taboos, our trauma, our shared finances and our obsessions. It's intense and focused and scorpio-coded.
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Think of the 8th house as a locked basement where we actively hide things, like our taboos, our trauma, our shared finances and our obsessions. It's intense and focused and scorpio-coded.