I assume he’s confused because of the name and thinks GREENland sounds like a lovely place to retire. I’m sure all the snow and cold was just baffling to his pet

Man I wish I could still find jeans that understand what low-rise means!

If you read it in Liam Neesons’ voice it’s more of an Onion post than a horrifying really that someone typed that and thought “yeah, that’s perfect” before hitting submit

Best ship there is

I am so embarrassed that I was ever rooting for Fetterman

Yes

Not just seniors, women, children, immigrants, trans people and ALOT of poor middle america will suffer and die. All so a foreign billionaire waste of flesh can try to make himself feel better about his small dick

As long as their pockets grow they don’t care who dies or starves in the process. What are the dems in power doing to reverse the damage being done or to stop the death of democracy?

I was really hoping for the return of eradicated diseases in my lifetime. I mean, who wants their kids living long enough to no longer be kids?

This was not the downfall of society I planned for. I planned for BSG, Dollhouse, Mad Max, not Cabaret…I guess it’s not too late for BSG or Dollhouse

If this were any other country we would have invaded them by now to “save their democracy”.

Josie and the Pussycats!

If he tries to take over Canada, where do we go to avoid a draft?

Hearing Jacks voice brought me to tears. Thank you for loving Inferno as much as we do