How do U know it was definitely mine?

HOW? My g/f was spooning me all night. I hope you weren't watching HER anus?

So it has a large light blue hole? Is that ur anus?

Canada will have an even BIGGER bill to send them!

My country (Australia) fought alongside the USA in the Korean War, Vietnam War, Gulf War, Afghan War, Iraq War. so you can tell that bitch that she can consider what the USA has given to Ukraine as a down payment for what the USA owes to Australia for helping it to fight all of its wars.

What planets?

It definitely isn't a picture of my anus on ur phone then. My anus is petite. And nothing goes in, just out.

MAGAts don't like ANYBODY unless you are an orange Trump worshipper & sycophant who agrees with everything he does & says.

What's so special about the 25th February?

Describe what it looks like to me then. I've never seen it.

You weren't looking out the window. You were looking in a mirror, silly. You need to get some sun on it!

She sure is. She used to be a stand in for Meryl Streep before she joined the sisterhood.

No, lesbian. She hates being with men, but pretends to like them for the sake of the church & the sister hood.

You do know that she is a lesbian, don't you?

Well, whoever wrote the book sure did have a lot of inside knowledge. She also wrote an epilogue, giving ideas on how I could have murdered you without any risk of you being resurrected. Its almost as if shes hinting for me to try it again, & to make sure that there is no 3rd coming!

No, I haven't seen them. Hey, do you think that Sister Santanica found them, & that she wrote this book under a nom de plume?