My twitter bookmarks hate to see me (cum)ing 😝

Now my dick is gone caz I fucked my blender 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Eating cereal in the shower is so peak omg

Affirmations for the next four months: I will leave this fuckass town I will go get my grant I will stop s/hing I will get my siblings the help they deserve

I need a new piercing (a lobotomy)

Me tryna find an underlying reason as to why people talk to me

I'm gonna krill myself 🦐