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@lilcommie.bsky.social
My name is Adam. You know my story. Boy, was God mad. And then he called me his "no good son." All because I ate a dumb apple, bro. Imagine if it were a watermelon? And you thought you had strict parents.
None are that bright.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
None are that bright.
Now I want an egg cream.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Now I want an egg cream.
Must have been referring to MAGA.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Must have been referring to MAGA.
Actually, you're just a billion light years to the left.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Actually, you're just a billion light years to the left.
I think the oldest dog lived till 29.
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I think the oldest dog lived till 29.
And a free helicopter ride...Nixon style.
a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in front of a white van
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in front of a white van
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
And a free helicopter ride...Nixon style.
BA from Yale. Then, entered Harvard on a joint program earning both a JD and MBA. A family name can't buy you that. He earned his way. Much respect. Unless you've done the same...hold the hate.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
BA from Yale. Then, entered Harvard on a joint program earning both a JD and MBA. A family name can't buy you that. He earned his way. Much respect. Unless you've done the same...hold the hate.
And that's just the cops and "youth pastors."
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
And that's just the cops and "youth pastors."
Facts. That b be cray.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Facts. That b be cray.
Loving it, baby.
a black cat is holding a nail file in its paws in front of a brick wall .
ALT: a black cat is holding a nail file in its paws in front of a brick wall .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Loving it, baby.
Deflect and deny. Yawn.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Deflect and deny. Yawn.
Why does he always stand in front of that door like he's guarding something.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Why does he always stand in front of that door like he's guarding something.
Is saying he looks like a Bush Baby on crack considered negative? I failed.
a close up of a lemur 's face with big eyes .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Is saying he looks like a Bush Baby on crack considered negative? I failed.
Still burning in hell. Ahh, the smell of justice in the morning.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Still burning in hell. Ahh, the smell of justice in the morning.
"Wow, that was quick."
a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt says last night someone came and peeled me this juice
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt says last night someone came and peeled me this juice
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November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"Wow, that was quick."
Chocolate milk? What's wrong with regular milk?
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Chocolate milk? What's wrong with regular milk?