Shrek must be hosting a lip sync for your life above my apartment with the way my neighbor’s stomps are carrying rn

Men will straight up disrespect you at the highest level just to look like this and say it’s your fault. Not speaking from experience obviously

Me watching our world slowly fall into chaos

Made a fruit smoothie instead of skipping breakfast

Cause I ride for you #Charli 🎶

Bought early access tickets to see #wicked

My meal delivery service adding green onion to every recipe