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Catherine Cortez Masto once again showing cowardice. Shut down her contact page so she can't be called out for her spineless behavior caving to MAGA instead of fighting for the rights of the American people.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Catherine Cortez Masto once again showing cowardice. Shut down her contact page so she can't be called out for her spineless behavior caving to MAGA instead of fighting for the rights of the American people.
Day 23: still no orgasm or pancakes. What is the world coming to?
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Day 23: still no orgasm or pancakes. What is the world coming to?
Censorship in 🇺🇸🦅America🦅🇺🇸 has 🥵💦🍆gone too far this time🍆💦🥵. Now is our ⌚time⌚ to rise⬆️ fellow patriots🫵. We can't let 👅🥾🪦Charlie Kirk's🪦🥾👅 death be in vain.
October 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Censorship in 🇺🇸🦅America🦅🇺🇸 has 🥵💦🍆gone too far this time🍆💦🥵. Now is our ⌚time⌚ to rise⬆️ fellow patriots🫵. We can't let 👅🥾🪦Charlie Kirk's🪦🥾👅 death be in vain.
The fact that still images on Instagram always have songs attached reminds me of Myspace pages and not in a good way.
September 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The fact that still images on Instagram always have songs attached reminds me of Myspace pages and not in a good way.
Out here trying harnesses that Buttercup energy, but deep down I know I'm a Bubbles
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Out here trying harnesses that Buttercup energy, but deep down I know I'm a Bubbles
I'm too 💦 💦 to be 👻 ghosted 👻 smfh
September 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm too 💦 💦 to be 👻 ghosted 👻 smfh
💔 My heart may be broken 💔 but ✨ this pussy still S tier ✨
September 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
💔 My heart may be broken 💔 but ✨ this pussy still S tier ✨
How I try to act vs. how I actually act
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
How I try to act vs. how I actually act
I really like the lewds I took the other day.
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I really like the lewds I took the other day.
There's been a homicide-- I just murdered a carton of ice cream in the bath tub
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
There's been a homicide-- I just murdered a carton of ice cream in the bath tub
Me: I'm strong and independent, I take care of my own needs
Also me: I'm sick, I want someone to make me food and take care of me 😩
Also me: I'm sick, I want someone to make me food and take care of me 😩
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me: I'm strong and independent, I take care of my own needs
Also me: I'm sick, I want someone to make me food and take care of me 😩
Also me: I'm sick, I want someone to make me food and take care of me 😩
Stop telling me to fix my bathing suit, it's perfect 🍈🍈
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Stop telling me to fix my bathing suit, it's perfect 🍈🍈
I literally had an "I shaved my pussy for this" incident last night. Don't think they understand the dedication it takes to shave my level of body hair 🐻
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I literally had an "I shaved my pussy for this" incident last night. Don't think they understand the dedication it takes to shave my level of body hair 🐻
If the new season/mini movie/whatever the fuck they wanna call it of #goodomens doesn't come out I'm gonna 💀.
2025 isn't allowed to leave me on the evil, ugly sobbing cliff hanger.
2025 isn't allowed to leave me on the evil, ugly sobbing cliff hanger.
June 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If the new season/mini movie/whatever the fuck they wanna call it of #goodomens doesn't come out I'm gonna 💀.
2025 isn't allowed to leave me on the evil, ugly sobbing cliff hanger.
2025 isn't allowed to leave me on the evil, ugly sobbing cliff hanger.
Answered the door and forgot what pj's I was wearing 😋
June 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Answered the door and forgot what pj's I was wearing 😋
Plz send emergency supply of plushies.
May 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Plz send emergency supply of plushies.
It should cost money for straight men to approach people in a gay club.
May 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It should cost money for straight men to approach people in a gay club.
Looking for someone to film content with. And by film content I mean stroll hand in hand through a park in the sunshine while we grow and heal from trauma in spite of it all.
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Looking for someone to film content with. And by film content I mean stroll hand in hand through a park in the sunshine while we grow and heal from trauma in spite of it all.
Tummy hurts 😩 Need someone to princess carry me to the park so I can lay in the sunshine.
May 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tummy hurts 😩 Need someone to princess carry me to the park so I can lay in the sunshine.
I have a might need for a queen size loft bed. It's the only way I can fit a dance pole in my apartment.
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I have a might need for a queen size loft bed. It's the only way I can fit a dance pole in my apartment.
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Now this is a sport I could get behind!
April 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Now this is a sport I could get behind!
I found out my water heater is broken by excitedly jumping into a freshly run bath.
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I found out my water heater is broken by excitedly jumping into a freshly run bath.
It seems fundamentally wrong that I don't get piggy back rides more often. What's up with that? I thought adulthood would be better.
March 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It seems fundamentally wrong that I don't get piggy back rides more often. What's up with that? I thought adulthood would be better.