i'm sorry i've discovered the mark of the beast in mommy's purse but go off with your downvotes, reddit

the more time i spend around mom the more she keeps saying "you're growing up", I'm seeing a massive correlation between her words and the fomenting reality that it unleashes

this goes deeper than i could have possibly imagined. you know those three wacky numbers on the back of mom's credit card? That allows you to make purchases.

white boy is cooking

Bonus points if she’s a the first Mexican-American president and she’s a post-MAGA Republican