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cousin Lila
@lilalmao.bsky.social
exactly like other girls | des moines
love pretending im only staying with my partner bc he is the primary cat feeder
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
thankful for the wife of the guy who gave us a hell of a deal on pokemon stuff for telling him it needed to get out of the house
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
bf didnt know I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers…. ok we get it, you didnt wanna kill yourself in high school 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I invite everyone to join me in putting on your top songs of 2016 and jam while feeling weird emotions
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
laying with the cats in bed every morning almost makes being unemployed worth it
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
it took 26 years to diagnose me with OCD. meanwhile at age like 11 I was washing my hands compulsively so much that they would bleed. cool cool
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
seeing old ladies with beautiful eccentric house gives me hope for my future
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my therapist said I have to be nicer to myself…… in THIS ECONOMY?
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
one thing abt me is:
1) I’m not using self checkout
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
1) bundle up for the cold
2) go to the grocery store and lose 3lb from sweating profusely
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Did great at timing food before we left for a week so nothing went unused or got rotten….. then we came home and it snowed a foot and we were looking for scraps in our own kitchen
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by cousin Lila
there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
some of you have never been in cousin debt, and it shows
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
constantly having to do PR for my dumbass orange cat
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
things I should be allowed to put on my resume:
-good at naming the work gc
-long time “pleasure to have in class”
-good opinions
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
there r numerous reasons I should’ve gotten diagnosed with OCD before age 26 but I think one of them is probably that I get unreasonably stressed if I can’t use the right color pen for something
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
getting a boyfriend is a gateway drug to buying pokemon cards from a stranger in a hyvee parking lot
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
got a job interview this week
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb Bush saying “please clap” at a campaign event
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the secret lives of mormon wives is a show abt how you should leave your husband
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
who raised such a disrespectful son?
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
excited to find out if I can b a functioning human tomorrow…. stay tuned for the reveal
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM