brought to you by multiple instances of mingi when he's Off just chilling thinking he's just being Contemplated not 👀😳'ed at vs mingi when he's On completely hyperaware that no one can take their eyes off him n he's got ppl creaming their pants with a well-crafted Look

yknow that thing when shit is so fucked all you can do is shrug and laugh bc otherwise you'll just snap and lose it and never get it back

i'm sorry abt your grandma too, its...rough. imo holidays be damned if your family don't need to do that to themselves probably don't? i'm sticking by bc unfortunately bigger problems n she's literally my /only/ family but i'm gonna have to get meaner abt boundaries bc nice ain't doing it anymore 💀😭

yeah i've had to make a point to shut her down quick with "we're not american, that's a Them not a We" so it doesn't become A Habit but i'm realising i think the only reason i haven't deadass snapped is that she obv can't /vote/ there so in the end yeah, she can say whatever but she can't do shit 🫠

me pointing out that half the french revolution, which is deeply intertwined with the american one, was literally secularism n getting shit like "divine right" n whatnot out of governance. her reply "why do you hate christians so much" BITCH WE'RE LUTHERAN 😭(also what a "but waffles!" ass answer??)

also maybe this is my non-usa-knowing ass but didn't lincoln or whatsit specifically cement the concept of separation of church and state /directly into the fucking constitution/ n the only reference is the whole "all people under god (?)" bc it was that era's version of "all walks of life"

she goes "we're a judeo-christian country n they're bringing the constitution back to god!!" (which btw: we're 🇨🇦. there's no *we* in this equation)

cue me tryna explain the american christian right vs like. christianity

her: *islamophobia i won't subject you to + christian persecution complex*

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what a wild fucken world we live in these days goddamn

its also yknow. sad as hell to start but i feel like by now that should just be the assumption with my shit lol

in 1.5 nights i've cooked up 2 whole new (i already have like 3) zombie au ideas, one that involves something psychic-adjacent and the other needing an Accidental Child Acquisition tag except the child is his own but i feel bad bc of how unintentionally TLOU (haven't played nor watched) it is 😭

spent like 3yrs gaslighting myself that I Was The Disk Horse and i was doing the Unreasonable Preferences thing n trying ppl's tiramisu n getting less food poisoning more just like. fucken allergies. but i Have found a few ppl's tiramisu that i adore, n otherwise just (try to) make my own 💀💀💀

this is entirely too real (in my case also deeply related to my various Hot Takes from like a month ago that i um. forgot to reply to u abt sorry fren 💀) but also i'm now forever going to mentally think of it as The Tiramisu Thing and i'm not sure how i feel about /that/ 😭

this was a kinda general answer as opposed to actual examples, but its just what i rlly gravitate to

for halloween was tryna do that vampyr yh fellwolf mg thing n i'm having fun w them specifically bc they're both seen as/kinda are monsters but in diff ways, n getting used to navigating each other?

hilariously, despite LOVING vampyr shit, i couldn't for the life of me write it for the stupidest reason: that the spelling of "vampire" pisses me off to no end lmao

i literally had to just change my spelling to vampyr (same for magic/magyck btw) to be able to take myself seriously working on it 💀😭