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Matt Denner
@likeyoubutme.bsky.social
Do you want new wave, or do you want the truth?
Amazing, and also, I briefly wondered if Aussies had named a road after Steve-O at the beginning.
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's true. Also the name still means something useful, unlike "SUV."

If you need a vehicle for hauling people or cargo, any minivan will probably do. If you look at SUVs, you have to filter by number of people and/or bags, and you're still not guaranteed that the configuration will make sense.
April 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
People regularly don't believe me when I tell them my Prius can haul more than their "crossover SUV" with lower MPG, but it's their loss.
April 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's weird how people don't even try to look up interior capacity. I rented a minivan to haul some furniture, and the rental guy tried to convince me that a Tahoe would be better. 10 seconds of googling and I told him I'd stick with the minivan.
April 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Cats are great at recycling. They'll turn your old paper into new ripped paper.
February 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Eve6, do you like the Jeremy song?
February 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
No problem. Love your work!
February 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I was surprised to have such a very silly sketch that early in the lineup. I usually don't laugh that hard that early, but the cake eating was undeniable...
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think my child might be tired of signing documents as Music from the Unrealized Film Script: Dusk at Cubist Castle though
January 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You are the machine.
January 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What a fucking asshole...
January 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Don't forget Jenny Holzer while you're at it
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Read the phrase "and yes she was" and then look at the profile pic. The racial dynamic here is likely the key issue.
January 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
There is therapeutic value to using ketamine under controlled conditions. It can work well for some people with treatment resistant depression. However, the side effects are not compatible with the hours Elon claims to work.
December 30, 2024 at 5:07 AM
We did the StrengthsFinder at my old job, and I immediately said, "This is a really interesting look at what everyone thinks their strengths are, but I hope no one thinks this is objective." Maybe I should've held my tongue.
December 28, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Puerto Rico, of course.
December 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM