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Derek Padilla
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“Cake Pop Demon Hunter” Is that anything??
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Brian Wilson is the Keith Moon of songwriting
July 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Why aren’t AI companies putting chat in smart speakers? Seems like the most obvious battleground that nobody’s fighting for. They’re building wearables no one wants instead of upgrading what’s already in 100M+ homes.
July 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know how #ChatGPT gives bogus instructions for help with an app? "How do I export a single frame of a video in Apple Photos?" (spoiler: you can't.) It's giving an obvious way it *should* work. Ask about your own product features and get an intuitive way a user might expect it to behave. #uiux
December 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
It’s 11, I just gave my son a bottle after watching Buckley’s Chicago set, and I can’t stop thinking about how otherworldly his guitar playing is.

Top 3 guitarists that blow me away with skill that seems to come from another planet

Jeff Buckley
John Mayer
Jimi Hendrix -miles ahead of everyone else
December 3, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Let's see #F1 drivers as drummers. First some obvious, then get more niche.

Senna = Keith Moon

Schumacher = Neil Peart

Hamilton - John Bonham

Fangio - Buddy Rich

Vettel - Bernard Purdie

Raikkonen - Danny Carey

🧵 #formula1 #TeamLH
November 27, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Put your oxygen mask on first [pour a large cup of cold brew] before putting on your child’s [getting your yelling kid out of bed]
October 12, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Why say yes when you could say no?
October 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Impressed that this cheese hasn’t gone bad yet. Horrified by what this cheese could be made of.
August 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
This is going to be one of the most competitive seasons in Formula 1, not for who wins (still clearly Red Bull and Max) but who ends up #2. Three, possibly even five teams vying for the spot: Ferrari, Mercedes, McLaren, maybe Aston and possibly even RB.
March 1, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Rick Rubin is the new Joe Rogan
February 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
You can’t be static in a moving trolley problem
October 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
It’s a rub but it’s a dry rub
September 29, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Yeah it’s windy, but it’s a dry wind
August 26, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Right-click on a tab → Duplicate is such an under appreciated feature. Can’t believe it took so long for me to see it first used in some unrelated how-to video.
August 19, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Wikipedia needs breadcrumbs. “You’re here because you clicked X on Y from Z after searching for A.” cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
August 5, 2023 at 6:12 PM
You say balayage. I say balayage. Let’s call the whole thing off.
August 2, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Jaeger commercial followed by a retirement home commercial? They need to pick a lane with these ads.
July 14, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Just saw a commercial for Jaegermeister. That needs to come with a content warning! Just the logo caused me to retch.
July 14, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I think we’re due for a new Talk Soup. Bake-off clips, Vanderpump, Love Island.
July 12, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Excited to see Danny Ric back in the grid! Sorry for De Vries, but F1 is ruthless.
July 12, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Getting this over with. First post ✅
July 12, 2023 at 1:01 AM