So, do the two pandas represent MAGA and the turncoat Dems? I wish Democrats would have a stronger set of ovaries and stop cuddling up to fascists.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So, do the two pandas represent MAGA and the turncoat Dems? I wish Democrats would have a stronger set of ovaries and stop cuddling up to fascists.
Nothin’ says “big he-man tough guy” like a ballroom. MAGAts must be so pleased to see Cinderfella realize all his dancing dreams now that he’s solved all their problems.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nothin’ says “big he-man tough guy” like a ballroom. MAGAts must be so pleased to see Cinderfella realize all his dancing dreams now that he’s solved all their problems.
No. The First Amendment did not win. The government didn’t back down, Disney did.
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No. The First Amendment did not win. The government didn’t back down, Disney did.
Too little, too late
September 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Too little, too late
Please stop calling them “mainstream”. They’re just a bunch of corporate whores.
August 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Please stop calling them “mainstream”. They’re just a bunch of corporate whores.
So. No trade deals then?
July 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So. No trade deals then?
Two
Weeks
Again
Trump
The acronym kinda writes itself.
Weeks
Again
Trump
The acronym kinda writes itself.
June 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Two
Weeks
Again
Trump
The acronym kinda writes itself.
Weeks
Again
Trump
The acronym kinda writes itself.
This makes me wish I kept some of my old copies of Spy magazine. Anderson/Carter were great at lambasting the orange fool.
May 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This makes me wish I kept some of my old copies of Spy magazine. Anderson/Carter were great at lambasting the orange fool.
My liver is out of practice. I’m going to have to limit it to three days.
May 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My liver is out of practice. I’m going to have to limit it to three days.
“Suck it”? That’s the same thing I’ll be saying about ICE Barbie’s new $50M jet whenever it encounters a flock of birds.
May 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
“Suck it”? That’s the same thing I’ll be saying about ICE Barbie’s new $50M jet whenever it encounters a flock of birds.
🎵 I want my, I want my, I want my booster V.💉🎵
May 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
🎵 I want my, I want my, I want my booster V.💉🎵
The tiny-handed tyrant should forget about Gaza. The ‘real’ real estate opportunities are in Hell. Some people are saying that whole new levels are being added on just to accommodate MAGATS.
May 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The tiny-handed tyrant should forget about Gaza. The ‘real’ real estate opportunities are in Hell. Some people are saying that whole new levels are being added on just to accommodate MAGATS.
Nope. Elon is forever part of the Felon. They are inseparable no matter how much MAGATS might otherwise dissemble. Both are a stank that never goes away.
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nope. Elon is forever part of the Felon. They are inseparable no matter how much MAGATS might otherwise dissemble. Both are a stank that never goes away.
The truth is revealed:
May 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The truth is revealed:
What is two useful idiots with dementia and Lincoln?
May 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What is two useful idiots with dementia and Lincoln?
Me too. Actually, I think a Raiders of the Lost Ark type Nazi face melting would be perfect.
May 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me too. Actually, I think a Raiders of the Lost Ark type Nazi face melting would be perfect.
Not with the way Jakey keeps “Tappering” the tangerine toddler along.
May 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not with the way Jakey keeps “Tappering” the tangerine toddler along.
Robbing hoods
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Robbing hoods