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LikeaSsur
@likeassur.bsky.social
Profoundly average while pretending I am anything but. Love dogs, God, and video games, not necessarily in that order. He/Him/His
Oh boy, time to whitewash a political pundit who spent his entire career being a provocateur and furthered hateful and dangerous rhetoric against minority groups.
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As someone who’s been in many men’s public restrooms in the past 35 years, there’s absolutely no reason people should be attracted to men.
May 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Maybe people don’t ask for help anymore because the help comes with moral judgments and unsolicited opinions. It’s real big “just smile more” energy.
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I firmly believe that when we first turned on the Large Hadron Collider in 2008, we split the timeline.
May 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Every time I open Twitter, I think “I’ll just scroll until I find something problematic.” It’s always within minutes.

I’m not entirely sure why I still have it.
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Extremely proud of Giant Bomb for surviving a myriad of corporate skullduggery and finally going independent.
May 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
@josiahduke.bsky.social Hey Josiah! For AHLCG, would you be amenable to mutating Daisy’s Tote Bag to be similar to Michael McGlen’s “Viola” Case? Both cost 2 and include 2 extra hand slots for the character’s respective specialization, but the Viola case includes a search that the tote bag doesn’t.
May 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve never cussed. It’s never been my thing, and I hold no negative judgement for those who do.

But with the way content is nowadays, I wonder if people will look at me and think I’m just being monetization compliant.
May 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I randomly found Giant Bomb around 2010 and I’d like to think it had a major influence on my sense of humor and content preferences going forward. Never has there been a better cast of duders to keep me company on sleepless nights and long car rides.
May 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My partner and I just beat Persona 5: Royal tonight. Still a wonderful game with memories to share and lessons to learn. I hadn’t played it since the original, and it was nice to see the changes and revisit everyone again.

Plus, she chose Futaba as Joker’s girlfriend, and what a stellar choice.
April 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Oh boy, time to watch this YouTube video to wind down,” I says at 12:02am.

I am then assaulted by the sandman and return to consciousness at 10:17am, with my neck in disarray.
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s bizarre to me that the biggest treatment for tinnitus amounts to “deal with it,” and that just…works (extreme cases aside, I’m sure).
April 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Among everything, the Switch 2 game cards not having the full game on the cartridges is real
scummy.
April 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Got recognized while out shopping today.

Not because of my online persona, but she said I looked like “the guy who’s always walking his big dogs around the neighborhood.”

I am not against this method of fame.
March 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Pet peeve/First world problem: Of all the characters in media I know, only a handful of them are innately left-handed. It seems the only way creators know how to make them left handed is to give them a traumatic injury (or make them evil, sometimes both)!
February 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I want to stream again but have no idea how to come back (as if it matters): Same as before? Try a “season 2” upgrade/change? Pivot into hot tub streams?

The possibilities are endless and I am suffering from choice paralysis.
February 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don’t have the strongest outreach, but in times like this, a friend of a friend is reaching out to help those in need and I’ll signal boost as much as I can.

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February 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I know racism is still a huge issue but the halftime show really brought it out of people, huh?
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I watched the Mario Movie again this past week.

Why is the Luma so suicidal? It seems so tonally different than the rest of the played straight movie.
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
[Instagram search results] This isn’t concerning at all.
January 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We’re just not allowed to be happy about anything anymore, are we?

Everything has to be nitpicked and criticized under the guise of concerns and hypothetical situations.
January 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“It’s just 2 people talking about MMOs!”

Then choose literally anyone else, my guy. This was not an accidental choice and I refuse to believe Pirate is ignorant of the mess surrounding Asmold.
January 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Is it “jeez” or “geez?”
January 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Next time you want to trip up a conservative, ask them if rights entitle you another’s labor. They’ll say it doesn’t. Immediately follow up with why pregnancy should be forcibly carried to term since it depends on the labor of the mother.

Enjoy the free gymnastics show.
December 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I need the medicine industry to work on shrinking over-the-counter medicine to not be insane choking hazards.
December 19, 2024 at 2:11 AM