At least the AI-riddled job market is consistent.
ROBOT: you have been rejected! We require the following qualifications!
Me: that is literally just my resume.
ROBOT: goodbye!

My friend was trying to explain an older anime to me and said “each character is a chaos train with a trauma caboose.”

And I think that’s beautiful.

Us: let’s go downtown for dinner, surely nothing out of the ordinary is occurring on this random Sunday.
Los Angeles: A WILD I.C.E. PROTEST APPEARS!
Us: …f*ck yeah.

Job hunting in the AI-driven landscape is wild.
“Search using your resume! Look, you are a STRONG MATCH for this position!”
*apply*
“Thanks! We have reviewed your resume and determined you are not qualified! Have you considered applying for this instead? It would be a great fit!”
(It’s the same job)

I didn’t get the “cool facts about space” autism. I got the “I had three feelings today and now I need to take a nap about it” autism.

A very happy Dandadan day to you.

And Thanksgiving, I guess.