Used to err on the side of caution about dogs off leads but since having Bert, I am hilariously “anti” it. So yeah, shop him. Best wishes to you all, btw; 2026 cannot arrive soon enough x

Oh, chap; sorry to hear this. Good eggs like yrself don’t need/deserve this so hopefully this year was a quirk not a constant. Chin up, play safe and all the best to you and yrs for 2026. 🫡

I was recently given a boxed (!) Texas TI99/4A. I have very fond memories of losing decent chunks of my early childhood to a ‘Parsec’ addiction. 👍🏻

“Could you pop over and do me a massive favour, hun?”
“I dunno; are there any strings attached?”
Etc.

“Sir, this is a *family* swimming pool”

Everyday, from the moment they wake up until they fall asleep, is a hilarious blag-filled ballet. Every parent knows it.

The chocolate digestive is a nice addition 👨🏻‍🍳👌🏻

This has reminded me I need to pick up that Huggy Bear book. Cheers! 👍🏻

‘Notorious’. Absolutely incredible stuff from Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman.