Ummmm...US...R u sure about that

Now that's an Onion article if I've ever heard one...

Wooooo!

What's an americanism for Vichy?

As someone who works in assisted living I can guarantee at the spirit of what you're saying here is true.
At least where I work we are severely understaffed.

Do you see torpedo boats?

-Theodore Roosevelt

It is both foolish and undignified to indulge in undue self-glorification, and, above all, in loose-tongued denunciation of other peoples. Whenever on any point we come in contact with a foreign power, I hope that we shall always strive to speak courteously and respectfully of that foreign power.

In private life there are few beings more obnoxious than the man who is always loudly boasting, and if the boaster is not prepared to back up his words, his position becomes absolutely contemptible. So it is with the nation.

By the transitive properties of Rule 34, yes, it must exist, in some form.

If you're expecting this to end a career, then you must be in the wrong timeline. Nothing sticks to these people.