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Rodger ft. The Harvest Moon
@lightningrodger.bsky.social
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Don't ask me; I was at the First Annual Memorial for Ideas hosted by Acura, Prilosec and Gogurt Squirts.

🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 (He/Him)
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www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
A graphic showing a chart indicating that I am 195cm and that I'm taller than 99.6% of the world's adult males.
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
Arms in Spaaaace!
A white mustachioed man in a grey tank top flexes in a mirrored room so that his reflection can be seen infinitely falling behind him.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
3️⃣5️⃣🎂
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
There are so many straight people here; it feels like a Kia Summer Sales Event.
A white mustachioed man flexes in a gym mirror. He's wearing a black tank top with a white lightning bolt pattern and black shorts.
September 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
🕵️🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🐀
A white mustachioed man wearing a blank tank top that has an opossum waving a raibow flag that says "Be crime do gay" on it. He has a popsocket on his phone that is a Gengar and the gengar is upside down.
July 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
I spun the wheel and got Poison! ☠️

spinthewheel.app/pokemon-type
Toxtricity (Low Key Form) Salazzle Galarian Weezing Gengar
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
Post an iconic blonde
The album art for Lene Alexandra's 2008 song "My boobs are ok".
April 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
⬛️⚡️
A white mustachioed man stands in a mirror flexing with his phone in both hands. He is wearing black shorts and a black tank top with white lightning bolts on it in a repeating pattern.
April 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
I love these MCE shorts.
A white mustachioed man stands in a mirror with his phone in both hands. He is wearing a rainbow-esque pair of shorts and an ombre white to blue tank top. Tge walls of the gym space are white brick on the left and tan brick on the back right and the turf he stanfs on is an emergency orange colour.
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
Cast yourself as a villain
The telephone pole from the movie Hereditary (2018).
March 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
Los brazos fueron brazuidas.
A white man looks at his phone while flexing. He is wearing a black and white lightning bolt pattern tank and tv test signal pattern shorts.
March 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
The villain from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. 😁
Poster from the 2003 film Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. Sinbad swings on the hair of the menacing face of Eris in the top left. On his shoulder is the female lead and a dog hangs off his pant leg.
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
not my home but i would know my way around
A base on the map Blood Gulch from the video game "Halo: Combat Evolved"
March 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I'm feeling pretty proud of myself for this.
A 500-day learning streak badge from Duolingo with a flaming duo owl on the right soaring like a Phoenix.
February 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?
Geraldine McEwan as Miss Marple from ITV's "Miss Marple" (2004-2013). An elderly woman dressed in muted colours and wearing a tan, lace hat stands in front of a vintage, grey car. The show is set in the 50's so the car and the clothes are contemporary.
February 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
TBW: a large mirror in a funky restaurant bathroom deserves a flex.
A white mustachioed man flexes in a restaurant bathroom mirror. The mirror is large and round. He is wearing a green t-shirt with a print obscured by his hand and phone and blue jeans.
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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💁‍♂️
Mustachioed white dude bear facing while putting up a peace sign
January 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
I made my partner some short shorts with a couple of vintage towels and I'm really happy with the quality. I'm getting a lot better at sewing which is a lot of fun.
A pair of green and pink shorts with vintage pill-shaped details. The fringe of the towels are incorporated into the leg holes of the shorts. The rear of a pair of green and pink shorts with vintage pill-shaped details. The fringe of the towels are incorporated into the leg holes of the shorts. There's a pink rectangular pocket with fringe on the top of the green right-side of the shorts.
January 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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✌🏻
A white man in a pink tank top and black gym shorts does a peace sign in a gtm mirror.
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
A screenshot from the Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) showing a man on a screen demonstrating a device while a young wookiee watches on the left.
January 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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A screenshot of a 3-day-old Tweet from Keith_Wasserman that says "Pacific Palisades is the most hidden gem neighborhood in LA" with 90+ likes.
January 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
Your last saved celebrity is your therapist, so who is it? Quote yours:

I think I'm going to be okay.
Gandalf with big naturals meme
December 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
What's up, San Diego?
A white man in a blue gym outfit flexes in a mirror in a pale, brightly lit hotel gym. He is sticking his tongue out at the camera.
December 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
lightningrodger.bsky.social
Me when I go to a straight person's house:
The "No bitches?" meme with Megamind looking up at the viewer with a pleading expression but "bitches?" has been replaced with "bidets?" So the meme reads as "No bidets?"
December 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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If you see this, quote with a horror movie you love
Poster for Train to Busan, a Korean 2016 zombie horror. The tagline says "Life-or-death survival begins"
December 12, 2024 at 12:13 AM