honestly i think half the ammt of works opened were me being sausage fingers when on my phone bc i keep accidentally going back or refreshing the page lol
that + doing fandom research made it v ??? but still hehe

the numbered breakdowns are so funny. yup that's my emoji

i thought there would be much more fuckass and piss since those are my loadbearing words tbh

i tell myself that looking at ao3 stats is the mind killer but like, honestly it's death by laughing bc it's so unserious. imagine putting your worthiness as a fic writer into hits. hold my hand and take my advice: write niche ship f/f w/ problematic evil kinks. & write it badly in just an afternoon

my most hit dm/lx fic has significantly less hits than the thing i posted w/out even bothering to put a summary, which is also my anon acct's fic w/ the least hits. the hit economy is insane, who even is read my secret filth??? there CANNOT be that many ppl getting off the same v specific stuff

"horse pulitzer" is such a lovely string of words. maybe i should win the horse pulitzer for putting them together

hardpressing headcanon questions which are not based on things that happen to me, ever