Adam Lightfoot
@lightfoot90.bsky.social
I think I read about a guy who died due to an auto-hyphenation accident.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think I read about a guy who died due to an auto-hyphenation accident.
NO, I’M NOT EVEN SORRY IM
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
NO, I’M NOT EVEN SORRY IM
r/brandnewsentence
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
r/brandnewsentence
“Yeah, I gotta PHD in Pornography. Pretty Huge - “
etc. etc.
etc. etc.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Yeah, I gotta PHD in Pornography. Pretty Huge - “
etc. etc.
etc. etc.
And I bet they’re really called Dr. C. Octopus. UNFORTUNATE!
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And I bet they’re really called Dr. C. Octopus. UNFORTUNATE!
CHEERS to Tom Brazelton who’s been promoted from well-drink to SUPERVISOR! The drinks are on you
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
CHEERS to Tom Brazelton who’s been promoted from well-drink to SUPERVISOR! The drinks are on you
Or a mixtape ceremony where we unwound cassettes (or VHS tapes), wrapped the tape around ourselves and spun in either Short Play or Long Play speed.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Or a mixtape ceremony where we unwound cassettes (or VHS tapes), wrapped the tape around ourselves and spun in either Short Play or Long Play speed.
Hi, thank you for asking. I’m doing a little better. Still going through an extremely rough and distressing time, but taking it day by day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hi, thank you for asking. I’m doing a little better. Still going through an extremely rough and distressing time, but taking it day by day.
I WOULD HUG THIS MAN
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I WOULD HUG THIS MAN
Yeah, if you have to SAY it was a hysterical moment, I got bad news…
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Yeah, if you have to SAY it was a hysterical moment, I got bad news…
Kids these days are laughing at numbers, so who knows what’s funny any more.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Kids these days are laughing at numbers, so who knows what’s funny any more.
And would you say you declined…with great -
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
And would you say you declined…with great -
Actually, to answer the question, punt is to strike by foot and yeet is to throw by hand!
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Actually, to answer the question, punt is to strike by foot and yeet is to throw by hand!
Sometimes a day off needs to BE a day OFF.
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sometimes a day off needs to BE a day OFF.
I say “my pleasure” with the subtext of ‘I am pleased this is resolved and no longer requires my attention’.
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I say “my pleasure” with the subtext of ‘I am pleased this is resolved and no longer requires my attention’.
Thank you for asking. Feeling a little sad and lonely but getting by as best as I can.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thank you for asking. Feeling a little sad and lonely but getting by as best as I can.
Yes, I am currently in the UK.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Yes, I am currently in the UK.