Flash Gordon approaching!
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Flash Gordon approaching!
Those promises will not get people elected. Funding Social Security, securing Medicare and Medicaid, creating jobs, etc will be people elected.
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Those promises will not get people elected. Funding Social Security, securing Medicare and Medicaid, creating jobs, etc will be people elected.
The attack won't succeed because Trump's DoJ will repeat all of the mistakes it has made in previous cases.
January 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The attack won't succeed because Trump's DoJ will repeat all of the mistakes it has made in previous cases.
During boring films, my bladder is always asking "When is there a montage? Hurry up with the montage, I need to pee!"
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
During boring films, my bladder is always asking "When is there a montage? Hurry up with the montage, I need to pee!"
The movie was so engaging that my bladder didn’t notice the run time.
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The movie was so engaging that my bladder didn’t notice the run time.
The problem is those who 'defend Newsom'. The problem is those who will stamp their feet and refuse to vote because they are not getting their way.
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The problem is those who 'defend Newsom'. The problem is those who will stamp their feet and refuse to vote because they are not getting their way.
"Keep a sharp lookout men. That's mouse is bound to pop out of the wainscotting at any moment."
January 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"Keep a sharp lookout men. That's mouse is bound to pop out of the wainscotting at any moment."
If , for example, I was enjoying a refreshing ‘Coke’ while typing this, I would not be the least bit annoyed to be appreciated.
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
If , for example, I was enjoying a refreshing ‘Coke’ while typing this, I would not be the least bit annoyed to be appreciated.
The rest of the world will embargo Venezuela's oil. US oil companies will not send their employees into danger. Like all of Trump's schemes, this one is a failure.
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The rest of the world will embargo Venezuela's oil. US oil companies will not send their employees into danger. Like all of Trump's schemes, this one is a failure.
IMHO, the last two seasons of the show sucked all of the joy out of effort for Martin.
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
IMHO, the last two seasons of the show sucked all of the joy out of effort for Martin.
MAGA: "We didn't vote for this." Trump: "You sure the fuck did." Question settled.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
MAGA: "We didn't vote for this." Trump: "You sure the fuck did." Question settled.
We laugh like Lambert and try not to walk into things.
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
We laugh like Lambert and try not to walk into things.
To which Mike Johnson replied ‘I see nut in’. I know’nutin. Congress is adjourned for the next eight weeks’
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
To which Mike Johnson replied ‘I see nut in’. I know’nutin. Congress is adjourned for the next eight weeks’
Nancy Drew lay dying on the Western front and dreamed a little dream of Georgia. The cheap horror knock offs just write themselves.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Nancy Drew lay dying on the Western front and dreamed a little dream of Georgia. The cheap horror knock offs just write themselves.
Maybe I dun wanna anoter steaming suscrition.
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Maybe I dun wanna anoter steaming suscrition.
You can be flying soldiers into a combat zone, look back and ask "What do you do for a living?"
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
You can be flying soldiers into a combat zone, look back and ask "What do you do for a living?"
All us liberal scum wish DJT that his 2026 ends sooner rather than later.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
All us liberal scum wish DJT that his 2026 ends sooner rather than later.
I guess i'll wait until it is packed with 'Megalopolis: Directors Cut' on physical media for the US, which is .... a long time away.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I guess i'll wait until it is packed with 'Megalopolis: Directors Cut' on physical media for the US, which is .... a long time away.
Where is this available?
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Where is this available?