What a delightfully surprising day, wouldn’t you say? 😅😊🥱

Beginning to believe I do live in a simulation as the Honda master tech that was servicing my car decided it was a good idea to take it for a joyride. Well he didn’t wait long enough for me to leave and flew down the road right in front of me, wheels screeching, in my own car. What the hell

Everybody loves to live life on the edge until you have to live life on the edge. This isn’t a newsflash, but a mere reminder to you people for your own sake .. 😡😡😾😤

Just hit Dearborn, I got baba ghanoush in the trunk

Put it in the ‘rari, I got baba ghanoush in the frunk

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#swbf #nextlevel

Feel something.. drive a Honda for god’s sake

Missing snow in the winter

Sometimes when life gives me lemons I’ll turn on the FM radio in my car when I’m driving, pretend I’m an npc, and listen to whatever “Russell” has to say on 90.3 “WhoopeeWavesFM”

It’s the year of spending 2 hrs configuring CUPS

Sometimes you finish the mate gourd; sometimes the mate gourd finishes you.

Username is fixed. Consider your handle mogged in the parlance of our times.

Surely these devs are acquainted with SQLmap