Corey
@lifewlittles.bsky.social
A woman’s place is in the resistance ✨
Just paid $8 for eggs. Thank God Faddy Trump will fix this.
(The eggs were heirloom, organic, and free range (but don’t question me))
(The eggs were heirloom, organic, and free range (but don’t question me))
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Just paid $8 for eggs. Thank God Faddy Trump will fix this.
(The eggs were heirloom, organic, and free range (but don’t question me))
(The eggs were heirloom, organic, and free range (but don’t question me))
I’m ✨basically✨ a child expert and this new little/big kid era I’m now officially in has got me questioning my life 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣 this is my favorite stage but also like wtf???? Lmfao
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December 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I’m ✨basically✨ a child expert and this new little/big kid era I’m now officially in has got me questioning my life 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣 this is my favorite stage but also like wtf???? Lmfao
TMI question lol but does s3x ever kick start your 🩸? lol bc it’s like a 93% success rate for me lol
December 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
TMI question lol but does s3x ever kick start your 🩸? lol bc it’s like a 93% success rate for me lol
I would like to formally thank @pewifeandmom.bsky.social for introducing me to ACOTAR and changing my life.
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SERIES I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS OBSESSED WITH A SERIES SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER.
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SERIES I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS OBSESSED WITH A SERIES SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER.
December 9, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I would like to formally thank @pewifeandmom.bsky.social for introducing me to ACOTAR and changing my life.
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SERIES I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS OBSESSED WITH A SERIES SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER.
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SERIES I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS OBSESSED WITH A SERIES SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER.
So, have we all just cut way down on social media in general with our mass exodus from Twitter? I love BS but I just find myself uninterested in almost all of it. I’m still pretty active on IG but even that’s considerably less.
December 8, 2024 at 8:12 PM
So, have we all just cut way down on social media in general with our mass exodus from Twitter? I love BS but I just find myself uninterested in almost all of it. I’m still pretty active on IG but even that’s considerably less.
Gabriel: Iwant to be a superhero when I’m a grown up so I can be all the people to help people - a builder, a astronaut, a doctor, all of the helpers
Me: 😄🥹 that’s a great goal, buddy.
G: what about daddy? Is he one of those?
Me: daddy’s an engineer.
G: that’s a superhero too.
Me: 😄🥹 that’s a great goal, buddy.
G: what about daddy? Is he one of those?
Me: daddy’s an engineer.
G: that’s a superhero too.
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December 3, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Gabriel: Iwant to be a superhero when I’m a grown up so I can be all the people to help people - a builder, a astronaut, a doctor, all of the helpers
Me: 😄🥹 that’s a great goal, buddy.
G: what about daddy? Is he one of those?
Me: daddy’s an engineer.
G: that’s a superhero too.
Me: 😄🥹 that’s a great goal, buddy.
G: what about daddy? Is he one of those?
Me: daddy’s an engineer.
G: that’s a superhero too.
Marry a Grant. Accept nothing less 🔪
December 2, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Marry a Grant. Accept nothing less 🔪
Did you guys see that Twitter Premium is 40% off? Lmfao every time I log in I get a huge notification. Black Friday “sale” or something else? 😌
November 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Did you guys see that Twitter Premium is 40% off? Lmfao every time I log in I get a huge notification. Black Friday “sale” or something else? 😌
Thanksgiving week is the Olympics for trad wives like me. I finally earn my keep in Grant’s eyes. Can’t fuck this up. I’m off to a great start - rosemary garlic bread is rising, apple pie is prepped, and the turkey is brining.
This is what God created me for 🥹
This is what God created me for 🥹
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November 26, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Thanksgiving week is the Olympics for trad wives like me. I finally earn my keep in Grant’s eyes. Can’t fuck this up. I’m off to a great start - rosemary garlic bread is rising, apple pie is prepped, and the turkey is brining.
This is what God created me for 🥹
This is what God created me for 🥹
Your 30s are like your teenage years - all the good without all the bad.
The dirty 30s are… something. Holy shit lmfao.
The dirty 30s are… something. Holy shit lmfao.
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Your 30s are like your teenage years - all the good without all the bad.
The dirty 30s are… something. Holy shit lmfao.
The dirty 30s are… something. Holy shit lmfao.
At least I looked cute for the UT game before we spent the night in the ER 😅🤘🏻
November 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
At least I looked cute for the UT game before we spent the night in the ER 😅🤘🏻
Do yall prefer red or white wine with Thanksgiving dinner? 🤔
November 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Do yall prefer red or white wine with Thanksgiving dinner? 🤔
We are 2/3 for broken bones this week and I’m actually about to kms 🥲🥲🥲 Gabriel got the littlest fracture in his foot last weekend and yesterday Josephine broke her arm in 2 places 🥲🥲🥲
a woman is holding a cup that says help me
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November 24, 2024 at 2:43 PM
We are 2/3 for broken bones this week and I’m actually about to kms 🥲🥲🥲 Gabriel got the littlest fracture in his foot last weekend and yesterday Josephine broke her arm in 2 places 🥲🥲🥲
Look at that big kid 😮💨🥹 pulled it out at recess lmfao
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Look at that big kid 😮💨🥹 pulled it out at recess lmfao
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
November 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Why yes! I do have master degrees in child development and family science!
And yes, I also just told Josephine that the CFA chicken noodle soup is the Lord’s soup and will start helping her heal her sore throat and cough.
J: JESUS MADE THIS?!
Me: 🙃 uh no, but He was cheering them on…!
And yes, I also just told Josephine that the CFA chicken noodle soup is the Lord’s soup and will start helping her heal her sore throat and cough.
J: JESUS MADE THIS?!
Me: 🙃 uh no, but He was cheering them on…!
November 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Why yes! I do have master degrees in child development and family science!
And yes, I also just told Josephine that the CFA chicken noodle soup is the Lord’s soup and will start helping her heal her sore throat and cough.
J: JESUS MADE THIS?!
Me: 🙃 uh no, but He was cheering them on…!
And yes, I also just told Josephine that the CFA chicken noodle soup is the Lord’s soup and will start helping her heal her sore throat and cough.
J: JESUS MADE THIS?!
Me: 🙃 uh no, but He was cheering them on…!
I barely know what to say on social media anymore because for the past
two weeks I’ve genuinely just been like WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK 98% of the time
two weeks I’ve genuinely just been like WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK 98% of the time
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November 21, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I barely know what to say on social media anymore because for the past
two weeks I’ve genuinely just been like WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK 98% of the time
two weeks I’ve genuinely just been like WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK 98% of the time
My love language with Grant has recently changed to physical touch, but I vvvv much relate to all of them tbh 😂
My love language to others are gift giving and words of affirmation.
My love language to others are gift giving and words of affirmation.
8. what’s your favourite love language??
November 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
My love language with Grant has recently changed to physical touch, but I vvvv much relate to all of them tbh 😂
My love language to others are gift giving and words of affirmation.
My love language to others are gift giving and words of affirmation.
May I never be too good for gas station wine 🫡
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
May I never be too good for gas station wine 🫡
Ooooooooooo LORD. I think the preteen attitude has hit our household lmfao please keep us in your prayers 🤣 Annaliese has my arguing skills and I am not prepared to argue with myself lmfao
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Ooooooooooo LORD. I think the preteen attitude has hit our household lmfao please keep us in your prayers 🤣 Annaliese has my arguing skills and I am not prepared to argue with myself lmfao
Texas might be fucked, but damn, I’m proud to live in Austin 💪🏻
November 17, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Texas might be fucked, but damn, I’m proud to live in Austin 💪🏻
10 shows to get to know me🫶🏻 (these aren't in any particular order)
1. How I Met Your Mother
2. New Girl
3. The Office
4. Community
5. Survivor
6. The Challenge
7. Any Documentary
8. Master Chef
9. Only Murders in the Building
10. Friday Night Lights
1. How I Met Your Mother
2. New Girl
3. The Office
4. Community
5. Survivor
6. The Challenge
7. Any Documentary
8. Master Chef
9. Only Murders in the Building
10. Friday Night Lights
10 shows to get to know me🫶🏻
1. New Girl
2. Gilmore Girls
3. Kaguya-sama: Love is War
4. Inuyasha
5. Little Bear
6. Glee
7. Bridgerton
8. Modern Family
9. House Hunters
10. Sister Wives
I also do not really watch tv shows so this was hard and probably not good
1. New Girl
2. Gilmore Girls
3. Kaguya-sama: Love is War
4. Inuyasha
5. Little Bear
6. Glee
7. Bridgerton
8. Modern Family
9. House Hunters
10. Sister Wives
I also do not really watch tv shows so this was hard and probably not good
10 shows to get to know me🫶🏻 (these aren't in any particular order)
1. Haunting of Hill House
2. Doctor Who
3. The Office
4. King of the Hill
5. The Simpsons
6. Bob's Burgers
7. Community
8. Arrested Development
9. Bridgerton
10. Parks and Recreation
1. Haunting of Hill House
2. Doctor Who
3. The Office
4. King of the Hill
5. The Simpsons
6. Bob's Burgers
7. Community
8. Arrested Development
9. Bridgerton
10. Parks and Recreation
November 17, 2024 at 12:40 AM
10 shows to get to know me🫶🏻 (these aren't in any particular order)
1. How I Met Your Mother
2. New Girl
3. The Office
4. Community
5. Survivor
6. The Challenge
7. Any Documentary
8. Master Chef
9. Only Murders in the Building
10. Friday Night Lights
1. How I Met Your Mother
2. New Girl
3. The Office
4. Community
5. Survivor
6. The Challenge
7. Any Documentary
8. Master Chef
9. Only Murders in the Building
10. Friday Night Lights
Oh you thought I was going to be quiet the next 4 years?
Buckle up baby, it’s about to get even louder.
Buckle up baby, it’s about to get even louder.
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Oh you thought I was going to be quiet the next 4 years?
Buckle up baby, it’s about to get even louder.
Buckle up baby, it’s about to get even louder.
I’d like to go back to this weekend and freeze time.
On a happy note, we had the best date of our 14 year relationship on our 8th wedding anni. Maybe that’s hope we all need? Idk lol
On a happy note, we had the best date of our 14 year relationship on our 8th wedding anni. Maybe that’s hope we all need? Idk lol
November 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I’d like to go back to this weekend and freeze time.
On a happy note, we had the best date of our 14 year relationship on our 8th wedding anni. Maybe that’s hope we all need? Idk lol
On a happy note, we had the best date of our 14 year relationship on our 8th wedding anni. Maybe that’s hope we all need? Idk lol